Hyphenated portmanteau (sad/mad) describing the regret felt as a result of not having any of the crypto currency when it is experiencing a high, or, conversely, holding a position in the currency as it crashes.
Fuck a duck, I wish I had some bitcoin right now. The price is sky rocketing. I'm totally crypto-smad right now.
by Ed Linguist December 31, 2020

When you stake your Ethereum in Ethereum 2.0 on coinbase and can’t sell for an undisclosed amount of time.
by Stevenbakermac August 13, 2021

Crypto-currency owners who are anxious about the rise or fall of crypto-currency's value and can't stop thinking about crypto-currency.
This person can't stop looking at the value of crypto currency all day long on his cell phone, I think he has crypto-anxiety.
by MCM_HelloWorld October 14, 2023

An individual who earns cryptocurrency as a living. Crytpo earnings are generated via buying and holding, staking, mining, or setting up Masternodes.
After years of dabbling in crypto, I am now able to be a full time crypto earning engineer. I generate crypto daily by trading, staking, mining, and setting up masternodes.
by Mr. Crypto February 14, 2022

A form of quarter or midlife crisis that occurs when the subject comes to the startling realization that cryptocurrency and NFTs are not the end all solution to their problems they thought they were.
“Have you heard from Andy lately?”
“Not since he started going through his crypto life crisis after NFT sales dropped 92%”
“92%? What an abysmal failure and scam.”
“Exactly.”
“Not since he started going through his crypto life crisis after NFT sales dropped 92%”
“92%? What an abysmal failure and scam.”
“Exactly.”
by Crazy Train McGraw May 17, 2022

I wished that Zoya would share her secret recipe for that delicious Crypto Curry with me.
Wow, what's in that curry? Can't say, it's Crypto Curry.
Wow, what's in that curry? Can't say, it's Crypto Curry.
by Bumblebee18 June 1, 2018

A person who wishes they had money in the Crypto game but don't due to being:
A) Too poor
B) Lacking the Cojones
A) Too poor
B) Lacking the Cojones
by SaintTenLetters February 28, 2020
