Crypto Portal

A sick place for checking out hot NFTs and meeting some fellow degens. 21st century art displayed in a 12th century cellar, where else can you find this alpha?

Oh yeah I bought some sick NFT on display at Crypto Portal.

by Sammgislegit November 22, 2021

crypto currency

money on the internet that makes grown men kill themselves.

DAMN! this crypto currency's value is going down!

by Billy Steve November 13, 2023

crypto parasyte

A nigga friend who also happened to has name as Niger, trying to infect everyone's head with crypto, so much until he made Beans spell PARASITE wrongly.

Xian is slowly becoming a crypto parasyte result from Niger influence. He invested more than 20k dollar into crypto in just 3 months time...

by XianNaix December 18, 2021

crypto-coaster

The term used to describe trends in Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies.

Hop on the crypto-coaster! It'll be the ride of your life! Become a billionaire or lose it all at once!

by z0mbieparade May 28, 2018

crypto curry

Secret recipe of Indian spice blend used for curry sauce.

I wished that Zoya would share her secret recipe for that delicious Crypto Curry with me.

Wow, what's in that curry? Can't say, it's Crypto Curry.

by Bumblebee18 June 1, 2018

Crypto Hoe

A person who wishes they had money in the Crypto game but don't due to being:
A) Too poor
B) Lacking the Cojones

Man you keep talking about investing, stop being such a Crypto Hoe

by SaintTenLetters February 28, 2020

crypto life crisis

A form of quarter or midlife crisis that occurs when the subject comes to the startling realization that cryptocurrency and NFTs are not the end all solution to their problems they thought they were.

“Have you heard from Andy lately?”
“Not since he started going through his crypto life crisis after NFT sales dropped 92%”
“92%? What an abysmal failure and scam.”
“Exactly.”

by Crazy Train McGraw May 17, 2022