crystal

meth, methamphetamine, or more specifically, crystal meth. a very "pure" form of meth, pure not meaning clean or safe, crystal meth is the farthest thing from clean and safe. Crystal is meth that can be smoked, is extremely dangerous and addictive, and is guaranteed to fuck up your life irreparably.

Stoner: "Hey man I just scored some awesome crystal, wanna buy a gram?"

Not Stoner: "Hell no! Pot is one thing..crystal is another."

by phantomrevenge December 24, 2010

chode crystal

A chode crystal is known as a group of guys (AFC's) in their social circle at a bar or club, who are too afraid to go over and talk to new people. They crystalise in the same position, not moving with their drink held up to their chest. Kind of like wall flowers.

The chode crystals can get pretty big and it's a bunch of chode guys just looking in their group where the most entertainment is.

Those guys were forming a chode crystal around me so when I noticed I broke it and left.

by Stumble January 24, 2008

Crystalling

When a girl named Crystal doesn't respond to your messages in a timely manner (sometimes years). Leaving you to drive yourself nuts second-guessing everything you just said, or realizing that you never meant that much to her to begin with.

What about your breast friend Crystal?
She's Crystalling me after I made that Dad joke/pun meme years ago.
What gives?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by Chr1sDalt0n October 21, 2020

Crystal

The bestest person you will every meet she's nice funny amazing and will make you laugh and feel better when your sad

My bestfriend is a crystal. Man your lucky

by Maddiegracefrontz February 1, 2021

Australian crystal

A glass container for beer, or simply put - a beer bottle.

Bruce 1: Would you like a glass for your beer?
Bruce 2: No thanks, I'll just use the Australian crystal.

by Arschlöchli March 12, 2008

gooch crystals

piss residue and or sweat that runs over your balls and dryes on your gooch, forming shiny crystal like substances

i wish i had a shower today, my gooch crystals are rubbing my leg

by GolfSon July 27, 2009

crypalate

my house, where one resides

"yi kets go back to my cripalate"

by Ryan Chumsae January 28, 2004