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chutching

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n. to masturbate alone while crying softly
"Is that Ben crying over there?" "no I think he is chutching"
by smelly April 25, 2005
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I walked in the suite and he was crushing ass with that girl from the club. I gave him a high five fixed me a sandwich and left.
by Lewda February 27, 2008
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Catching Plays

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Setting up something to to do: Chilling with friends; Pulling hoes; Fucking mad bitches. Having something set up for you and your friends.
Jalen and I are cathing plays tonight.
Allante catching plays without me.
Im catching me a play or two tonight
by presco June 22, 2011
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crushing

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1. To have a crush on someone.
2. To physically flatten someone.
Jen was crushing Alex.
by Avee September 6, 2007
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catching

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derived from "to catch"

A term used to describe which person in a couple is on the receiving end of the penis during copulation.

Most commonly used when differentiating between the dominate and submissive males in a homosexual situation.
Danny: Hey Soooze, is it okay if Ryan and I 'do it' while you're away on vacation?
Soooze: Well...who's catching? That will help me decide if you are gay or just missing me!
by voix-claire April 14, 2008
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mocking is catching

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Old expression found in Ireland (or the backwoods of County Clare at any rate), translating roughly as "don't laugh at others, you'll do something stupid/ get old and crotchety/ otherwise get into a fine state youself and wouldn't like being laughed at."
You might think I look silly in this get-up, but just remember, mocking is catching.
by Fearman March 19, 2008
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blunder crunching

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Combination of "blunder" and "number crunching," describing the exasperating experience of trying to figure out which supermarket item is giving you more for your money on a dollar per ounce basis.

A lot of times these days supermarkets will break down the cost per ounce right on the face of the shelf price tag. However, sometimes you find yourself blundering through basic algebra, trying your best to hold your own. Forget about it if you're trying to convert between grams and ounces: you're just done, and you'll make your decision on some other factor.

If you have your phone with you, you can use the calculator function to avoid blunder crunching. In no case, however, must you mumble to yourself out loud as you try to do the calculations.
Don't be the guy mumbling to himself while trying to decide between Starkist tuna or the store brand. Keep your blunder crunching as private as possible.
by Ae5Ea8 April 6, 2015
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