Couched

Stoned, passed out, beat.

Man, he smoked so much he's totally couched!

by Mama Saraswati June 19, 2012

Crotcherazzi

Paparazzi who get awkward crotch shots, whether intended or not.

If you wear that super short dress, the crotcherazzi will be following you in hordes.

by SallyBillabonging February 28, 2013

couche'd

To cause a tremendous amount of financial burden by backing out of a situation at the last possible second, resulting in lost deposits, and a lost opportunity to save money.

One day after signing over a deposit, that son of a bitch couche'd me. Couche really is one letter away from being a douche. Damn Amherst kids.

by CMIF LM April 1, 2013

crouch-kissing

The act of a girl t-bagging you

she's crouch-kissing you

by geiko474 February 20, 2015

Crouching blubber hidden tuna

Crouching blubber hidden tuna ;A 300LB+ female that has massive fat rolls,there's no amount of alcohol that can be consumed to even consider sleeping with this big sloppy mass of blubber,usually has a nasty attitude problem and is joke fodder at the water cooler

Jerk#1 I bet you'd hit that
Jerk#2 no way,I wouldn't hit that with a truck,I bet you'd fuck that big sloppy pig,you'd dive head first into that crouching blubber hidden tuna
Jerk#1 ewwww agghh that's nasty lol

by Burningwreckage July 16, 2016

crouchy bollock

Another way of refering to someone with the surname "Crouch"

Oi stop being such a crouchy bollock

by jackisnotmyname.com October 13, 2016

crouch knots

Pus filled pubic hair follicles.

Teacher, may I be excused. My crouch knots are flaring up. One is starting to swell.

by Trapdogg October 3, 2017