creamy cheek

the residue of shit that remains in and around your butt hole after taking a shit...usually happens when you run out of toilet paper...or just too lazy to wipe your ass after taking a huge dump.

Damn...I ran out of toilet paper again...and my creamy cheek is going to make shid marks on my boxers AGAIN...

by dznuts619sdc April 7, 2007

Creamy Boatman

The Creamy Boatman is when a man performs a traditional style facial upon a male or female partner. Small coins are placed upon the eyes of the cum receiver to pay the boatman Charon to pass the river Dyx. Any smaller currency can be used.

"After doing some Hellenic studies I gave Helena a Creamy Boatman. There was money and semen involved."

by Mr Belvedere June 11, 2009

Job Creator

A euphemism for rich people that boils down to "aristocrat with a business"

Stems from the pre-Enlightenment fantasies of teabaggers and other randroids that taxing the rich will somehow hurt the economy under the fallacious belief that rich people actually create jobs.

Newspeak for an an old belief.

We shouldn't tax the job creators of America, because they are industrious people and earned that money because of their virtues, and not because people actually bought their goods and services!

by IrishBarbarian August 5, 2011

Creamy Spoon

When your wife/girlfriend doesn't put out and you end up big spooning them and you have a wet dream and cum on their back

She's had a headache for weeks so a few of those nights she ended up getting the creamy spoon

by Glendale Parisian chef February 11, 2017

creamy julius

The act of creaming in a glass of oonge juice then blending it together with a thick turd. Afterwards, making your bestfriend Tyler drink it.

Ece: Damn dude I just blended up some oonge juice and a turd
Beau: Dude that's a creamy julius!
Tyler: Let me drink it!!

by Creamy Dudlius February 3, 2018

Creamy Taco

The very pinnacle of foaming gash, an unforgettably juicy pussy that's craving a good dicking. An irresistible level of moisture in and around the goods, but not a complete gusher; just enough to make a small but satisfying squelch when the shaft slips inside.

*Moments after last nights tail gingerly steps out of the crib, and hails the taxi*
Room mate: 'How was she? she looked like a good fuck.'
Lucky Fella: 'Fuck me mate, she was beyond horny; she had a proper creamy taco'
Room mate: 'Jammy bugger'

by TheNameIsBarnes December 1, 2011

content creator

A fancy word for Youtuber that tries to sugercoat the worthlessness of the profession.

Youtuber: "I'm a content creator."

Normal Person: "Still struggling to hold down a job, then?"

by Dr. Conlon December 15, 2017