Cow

(A big animal that usually comes in three colours and they are slowly becoming smart and will take over the world)

(LOOK A COW)

by HJONK HJONK AM GOOSE February 29, 2020

cows

gay guy that is slow and sounds like a retarded 10 year old.

cows from FCF

"Hey guys lets do a radioshow"

by Bradexman December 4, 2007

cowe

A condition by where a youthful man is haunted by his own love for an older much more refined female colleague with a large bum.

Man it is unfortunate how he became a cowe

by kdiddlediddle May 31, 2017

Cow

A term that coders use as inside slang for non techies. People who don't code or understand computers are called cows. There are also references to cow rights that wink the same concept. It seems to fit the idea of the wild west internet; cowboys, ranchers, lawmen and cows.

No cows were harmed in the making of this game.

by Maraselah January 23, 2014

Cow

A girl who is so huge and bitchy, you just can't stand to be around her

That cow never loved you, Tom.

STFU you cow!

Cow is closely related to the cock.

Katie: I love you!
Mike: I'm not attracted to bovine!
Katie: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by J-RIZZO December 28, 2007

Cow

A physical being that grazes fields around the globe. Cows are supposedly invovled in Alien schemes to be their probes of investigating human life. The Aliens know that since cows are known for their stupidity no one will suspect them of being the video cameras of the Aliens.

The Cow was staring me down, so I pushed him over.

by Ed Cap October 17, 2006

COW

Clocks Off Wagon
5500lbs of pure terror.

The wagon that looks like its from the brady bunch,but somehow it scares away camaros and mustangs
Damn,did you see the COW hustle that f-body for a hundo?

by juicedimpss April 4, 2008