Sex Cousin

Someone that's had sex with someone who's had sex with someone you have. Can be up to 4 times removed.

Girl 1: Me and Jenny are sex cousins.
Girl 2: How?
Girl 1: She had sex with John, who had sex with Sarah who had sex with Colin who had sex with me.

Girl 2: So 3 times removed then.

by sexcousinwiththequeen July 9, 2010

fucking cousin

n. A relative so distant it is safe to engage in sexual relations without fear of incest.

She's dating her cousin, but don't worry, he's a not a kissing cousin, more of a fucking cousin.

by Maureen O'Connor July 10, 2004

custard cousins

Two or more people who have had sex with the same person.

We both squirted our custard into her. Now we are custard cousins.

by electricmonk July 1, 2008

cousin fondling

originally to be fondeled by a realitive of a friend who is visiting, used more broadly as aimless stroking, ect. without any actual hooking up

i was cousin fondled for like seven hours but we never actually kissed

by *myself* June 10, 2005

custard cousin

A man to whom one is related by virtue of having had a slice of the same pie. Bird's Second Law of Custardation states that six degrees of custard kinship would unite virtually the whole mammalian population of Earth. Most of them by way of a certain bitch-whore I used to work with.

Justin Timberlake, Kevin Federline, that Brummagem Paki, the Dave Clark Five, the fourth 'Lassie' and half the population of Detroit are custard cousins.

by Lord Grimcock October 16, 2008

Demarcus Cousins

a domestic violence just waiting to happen

Guy 1: "did you hear about the Demarcus Cousins that the pelicans just got"
Guy 2: "what a great deal! The potential for this beating is ray rice level"

by n8bergeron March 15, 2017

favorite cousin

the best cousin in the family/bestie of the family. You can tell them all your problems and no snitching

andrew is my favorite cousin on my dads side, we besties no doubt i tell him everything

by idkhernandez March 21, 2021