Coupon Ghoul

When your mom sends you to the grocery store, but it couldn't be easy.
-Eggs
-Steak
-shredded cheese
...
NOPE

- 2 for $5 Egglands best Grade A Size Large Offical EB Eggs Garunteed
- 16 oz London Broiler (Nature's Own) Special 2 for 1 BOGO $4.59 with shoppers card
- Strogener's monzorella high quality 16 oz bag, not 20 oz lightly shredded county style sharp cheese
...
(this, but i seriously came home with 30lbs of meat)

George: "BRO, I hate shopping groceries for my mom, she gave me this stupid list of specials and crap. Now I have to read everything!"

John: "Dude, your mom's a Coupon Ghoul."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Captain Crunch Glock box top coupon

Something totally crazy or absurd

Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons

by Keepingitreal4u May 25, 2021

Booze Coupon

Money for alcoholic beverages.

I lost my job, someone stole my bike, and I've got a load of homework. I could sure use some booze coupons so that I can grab a 6-pack and take the edge off.

by willowoman November 27, 2010

Amazon Coupons

Amazon Offers, Amazon Coupon codes, Amazon Sale, Amazon Sale 2018

You can get Amazon coupons and Amazon sale offer at GetAmazonCoupons

by Get Amazon Coupons May 27, 2018

coupon #3

COUPON
COUPON
COUPON
COUPONNNNNNN

Hey coupon you are such a coupon you silly coupon #3

by diddle sucker September 3, 2021

Happy Go Coupon

the smart, savvy, saving, shopper. Uses coupons wisely, is organized, never pays full price for anything, has on a happy go lucky face. Happy face = happy wallet.

That girl Addy is so Happy Go Coupon when she shops! She doesn't pay JACK for her stuff!

by sea rock February 19, 2011

Coupon Nazi

An employee in a service sector job, usually low-ranking, who tries to find any excuse not to accept coupons.

I tried to use a coupon, but the Coupon Nazi at the register read me the riot act.

by RoundenBrown December 13, 2019