A costco gorge is when you go to Costco to by your shit and everywhere you turn there are hoards of cheap ass motherfuckers blocking your way to get free samples of cheese dip and pizza nuggets.
Tasha went to Costco to buy her veggies and tampons. It took her so long because every aisle was over run with old people and turban wearing Indians Costco gorging. She almost got trampled by three old ladies.
by Miltythecheese May 31, 2017
Get the costco gorgingmug. Shopping in Costco makes me hungry for a Costco taco. At the snack counter, "One hot dog and a slice of pizza, please."
by dsundae January 31, 2021
Get the costco tacomug. by _melon_peponi June 27, 2019
Get the Costcomug. Honey, I’ll be gone for the afternoon. I’m running a few errands, might do some
Costco Shopping. Don’t wait up for me.
Costco Shopping. Don’t wait up for me.
by The @$!@ñ $3ń$@+!0ñ January 15, 2021
Get the Costco shoppingmug. When you split a Costco Chicken bake, shove on half up your ass, then the other on your dick. From there your girl will eat it off for full effect.
Dude what did you do with that girl? It sounded like it hurt.
Oh yeah, she gave me a Costco Salt Job.
Oh yeah, she gave me a Costco Salt Job.
by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024
Get the Costco Salt Jobmug. Costco is home to some of the grossest consumerism I come across. Local groups where people will post an item and then all the others will descend on said item like locusts, clearing it out in minutes. People posting and laughing about spending $500 a trip on shit they don't need.
by unidenphone January 18, 2022
Get the Costcomug. A popular sport practiced by flatlanders and other mid-west inhabitants consisting of envying nature FB friends post and then trying to imitate with disappointing results.
by Making wonders September 25, 2020
Get the Costco-hikingmug.