something corporate

the most AMAZING band in the world

I love Something Corporate.

by BabyOfThe80s July 14, 2004

Corporate Leash

Commonly known as the "neck tie". The corporate leash is the symbol of a corporation's ownership over an individual.

Whoah....i see you're workin' for the man now Dave. You're even wearing a corporate leash!

by benebrius March 14, 2010

corporate welfare

A right wing government's blatent way of squandering hard earned tax payer's money by freely giving it to the big corporations they worship so much

Usually we would do this by hiring diggers at ridiculous prices from plant hire firms to fix up the roads, but since all the roads are fixed now and we have no excuse to give the plant hire firm more money we will just put it into corporate welfare

by towel401 September 18, 2004

Corporate

Anything devoid of humanity.

Whenever I hear the word corporate, I get the image of indoctrinated people working on bog standard computers within an eternal sea of cubicles. Each individual works continually with no expression. They simply do the job they are assigned to. They have no personal identity, only a corporate identity. Every aspect of their being has been conditioned so they are only compatible within a corporate environment. Every aspect of their lives is an extensive marketing campaign. They eat at McDonald's. They drink at Starbucks. They sleep on furniture made by IKEA. They are part of an entity which continues to destroy until there is nothing else, all for the sole purpose of generating profit. And somewhere deep inside these people is the underlying truth that somewhere down the line they lost their humanity, and became supporters of the institutions that destroyed it...

by GoAskAlex1991 January 11, 2012

corporate mowhawk

not a real mowhawk. what happens when a young trendy man (i.e meterosexual) with a short sensible haircut gets a tub of hair gel and tries to spke it up down the middle before going out on the weekend. it can look ok, but mostly looks dumb.

ooh, that punk has liberty spikes but that metero just has a corporate mowhawk.

by llama_taylor June 1, 2005

capulate

another way of sayin cap (cap means lie)

so like if u are being 100% deadass honest u would say capulate

guy 1: i ain’t even capulate i’m lowkey depressed
guy 2: oh shit fr, ay yo pass the boof

by ay mf stfu August 13, 2019

something corporate

Something Corporate is one of the best bands out there.. hell yeah

Something Corporate rocks!

by scardsykokittie August 27, 2003