Cornwall

A growing town in New York. Next to newburgh New York and the West POint military academy. It's not too far from the city. It's an alright town to live in. Alot of people will tell you they dont like it there but if you have lived somewhere else you will see it's not that boring. It's actually growing alot. ALOT of families are moving in from the city to get their kids away form that atmosphere.Cornwall is usually a very competitive town in every sport.

Not the Cornwall in England. The one in New York!

by what you know bout dat April 30, 2006

Cornell University

The member of the Ivy League that is looked down upon as the "Crappy Ivy" (a rather oxymoronic term in itself as all Ivies are excellent schools) by the other seven members of the Ivy League, because it is the least challenging to get into, is partially a state school, and has the highest suicide rate.

Hey, did you get into Harvard?
No
Yale?
No
Princeton?
No
Columbia?
No
Penn?
No
Brown?
No
Dartmouth?
No
Cornell University?
Yeah
Sorry man, that sucks.
Yeah it does.

by JanusKN September 30, 2005

Cornell Fedex

When someone graduates from Cornell's online program, a special Fedex package is sent. This package consists of a stick with instructions on how to stick it up your ass. This normally happens during Cornell's commencement ceremony.

Ever since Jack graduated from E-Cornell, he's been on pins and needles waiting for his Cornell Fedex

by geo_rube November 3, 2010

Cornell

An asshole, a butthole.

Have you ever had bad diarrhea that your Cornell hurts ?

by Cornell diahrrea October 14, 2018

cornell notes

a type of note taking that's supposed to help you remember stuff better. one third of the page is questions/main ideas and the other two-thirds is notes. it can helpful if you do it the right way.

Cornell notes are helpful for schoolwork or anything.

by Shawna Tracy April 13, 2008

Cornwall

When a man is about to cum he pulls and and at the same time projectile diarrhoea’s all over the wall leaving feces and corn dripping down the wall.

“Hey, see that girl over there? I’d definitely Cornwall her”.
“Wow, why would you want to shit all over her walls you goon?”

by Fogger #1 December 27, 2019

Cornwall

A county in England that is full of patriotic wankers who think Cornwall should be its own country. Renowned for beating up tourists and stupid accents.

Oh no, I stepped in Cornwall, that will take weeks to clean off!

by Me February 10, 2005