Thought-Constipation 

Usually found in schools, a disease that causes no thought to enter the mind what so ever, side effects include vacant stare, drooling, and lowered breath rate, commonly mistaken for boredom or daydreaming

Tom's got that vacant stare, that could only mean one thing, Thought-Constipation

Thought-Constipation by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009

Nasal Constipation 

When one cannot sneeze, and their nose becomes plugged and itchy.

Whoa dude. Rena was totally going to sneeze but then couldn't! Guess she has nasal constipation!

Nasal Constipation by PedoSnapz December 18, 2010

Cell Phone Constipation Relief 

When your phone is turned off for a long period of time then turns on, it starts to receive its texts, calls, and voice mails.

"Dude, my cell phone had cell phone constipation relief this morning after it died yesterday night."

Cell Phone Constipation Relief by cooliopoolio July 6, 2009

emotional constipation 

That feeling when you just really couldn't give a shit.

"I was going to vote for Jedward on the X Factor, but just couldn't be bloody bothered"

"Man, I've been feeling like that for weeks. We both have emotional constipation."

emotional constipation by TheNotBob November 13, 2009

audible constipation 

when someone is so constipated to the point of grunting loudly

The guy in the stall next to me had audible constipation!

audible constipation by Joe Bongusiar October 8, 2010

Mental constipation 

When you have the inability to give a sh*t at a said moment

Friend 1- Dude i just broke the car window
Friend 2- i have mental constipation with your problem

Mental constipation by Kinkycutlhu669 July 12, 2018

atlanta urinal constipation

Constipating in a urinal in Atlanta, Georgia

I just suffered from Atlanta urinal constipation

atlanta urinal constipation by Santobrad May 22, 2008