E-Coli conservatism

political belief in cutting government costs even if such cuts result in devastating harm.

We have E-Coli conservatism to thank for lead in children's toys, unsafe non-prescription drugs, and dangerous spinach.

by Una Malachica January 12, 2009

Conservative Hippy

Fiscally Conservative with a Socially liberal point of view.

-The belief for smaller government.
-Let idiots be idiots/ you can't fix stupid.

-Support Free trade, deregulation of the economy, reduction of -government spending and deficit, etc.

The in-between: -Make Marijuana legal, but tax the shit out of it.

Hippy side: Supports local and seasonal products, vegans, vegetarians, organic items, gay marriage, looks for peace, and to be the change they wish to see in the world.

A Conservative Hippy is one who isn't fully conservative or liberal. Someone who believes in the greater good of society and quality of life, but with the freedom of each individuals own choice, not the governments. Open minded to all cultures, sexual orientation, race, and creed.

by wildchild413 April 25, 2012

Fox News conservative

also, Fox News Republican. A hard-line, ultra-conservative with absolutely no left-wing or liberal tendencies. Fox News conservatives will never vote for a Democrat, regardless of the issues or the candidate.

Danny: Man, your dad voted for Pete Wilson even though he's pro-choice. I didn't see that coming.

Chris: My dad ALWAYS votes republican. He's a Fox News conservative.

by J Keaton January 19, 2009

CNN conservative

Opposite of a Fox News liberal. Analyst or pundit labeled as "conservative" or Republican by CNN themselves. Meant to show balance of opinion. These talking head do not show the slightest deviation in opinion from their liberal counterparts who also always agree with each other. These "conservatives" agree to anything the host will say. CNN round tables consist of three or more people agreeing, during election nights as many as ten or twelve.

The so-called CNN conservatives are agreeing Al Sharpton or Nancy Pelosi again.

David Gergen agreed with Anderson for 800th time in a row that these Republicans are simply wrong and Obama was brilliant again. He's a CNN conservative.

David Brooks smiled when Piers called him conservative. He went on to praise Barack Obama, Pelosi and ripped every Republican running for office. He said we must support Obama policies. Must be a CNN conservative.

by eldridge cleaver January 1, 2012

conservathot

A Young Conservative or Republican woman who flaunts herself in a sexual/romantic manner to the lonely men of the right wing to gain popularity or positions. May go as far as to actually be sexually active with key individuals to gain prominence.

"Have you met that CR from Alabama?" "Yeah, she's a conservathot. She slept her way into that position."

by RightieTightie February 16, 2018

conversation hi-jacker

Noun - one who overhears your conversation and inserts their own personal thoughts into said conversation without invitation. Often the hi-jacker's words will have no relevance to your conversation and has only served to take said conversation on a 20 minute tangent to nowhere.

Verbal piracy at its apex, bringing your conversation to its nadir.

"So I was discussing the bar scene at my alma-mater with Jen when Elle hi-jacked our conversation and we ended up talking about brownies for twenty minutes. Dammit."
-"Bro she is a conversation hi-jacker, you gotta be careful."

by Jackson Hall December 30, 2008

parking lot conversation

n. A long-winded discussion among group of three or more people often due to indecision of where the party wants to go next (often pertaining to eating). This often takes place in a parking lot.

I was just going to say hi to Joe for a moment, but it winded up becoming a parking lot conversation.

Manny: What took you guys so long?
Harry: I was stuck in a parking lot conversation.

by d_art December 19, 2008