confused penis

Where when a man penis doesn't know what it wants. Either a girls vagina or a mans ass.

person#1: Dude Paul and Quan has been
has been fucken girls and
ass ramming guys. And they
don't know which feels better
person#2: He must have a confused penis

by turtle<3 September 10, 2005

sexually confused

sexually confused - (n)
changes ones sexual preference at least once a week.

or simply JOHN NORRIS.
http://i3.tinypic.com/vyky9s.jpg

john norris was sexually confused he was bi one week, striat another. John is also a Douche.

by as if i'd tell you August 29, 2008

confused panda

when you are not understanding what is going on, or not aware of the scenario

I have no clue what is going on? I wouldn't even know where to start the project.. I am a confused panda

by meldarican June 1, 2011

confused ginger

a person with hair that is sorta brown but kinda gingery. they may identify with either or.

My therapist thinks his hair is brown but it's not he's a confused ginger.

by youucantseemeinthedark January 14, 2017

Confused

Finding new memes on the internet and wondering how they came to be

"I'm so confused about what this Globglogabgalab thing is. Some one please send help!!!'

by theashtonator May 22, 2018

Confused Pubes

When a woman with blonde hair has black pubic hair. Every other hair on the body got the "let's be blonde" message except for the bush. These girls are also referenced as two-tones.

Amanda got laser hair removal because she had confused pubes.

by SilkyMeatloaf August 27, 2019

Confusedhappy

Being happy about a confusing subject.

Man that guy Derek must be confusedhappy about being a sex robot.

by Fockle August 14, 2020