Concrastination

Is the act of one concrastinating which is when you get things done BEFORE they were ever even assigned! Usually Requires Oneself to step out of their comfort zone in any aspect of their life and excel or advance by completing personal goals that will potentially eliminate/or complete near future tasks/goals. Usually it is a self rewarding mania due to the fact that you complete assigned tasks and goals before it is assigned to you that way at the moment it is publicly/formally assigned to you it is already complete.

It also counts as concrastination by completing extra tasks or goals that may never get assigned but STILL got DONE!

Concrastination can also be defined as completing a recurring assignment/task/goal multiple times so you can get it out of the way and free up some of your time until it reoccurs again after your completed supply is exhausted.

Concrastination can also manifest a lot in academic settings where a student/teacher/pupil takes it upon themselves to explore and comprehend further into the subject/class being studied so that one may complete future assignments weather it was done on accident or consciously aware of the potential assignment possibilities.

Many times being obvious things that could be within a set of tasks to accomplish a larger goal that someone might feel the need to assign it anyway!

In layman terms work before play!

I usually don't take the trash out, but today I am in a state of Concrastination!! sooo... not only am I going to take the trash out but I will also replace the garbage bag in the garbage bin. Because later when I don't want to be bothered, I will be...

by someone asking "Did Anyone take the trash out yet today?!"

then I respond, "Of course I embraced concrastination a lot today, so now I can do whatever I want!"
"And did a new garbage make it to the garbage bin?!"
"Hellz Yea! I get shit done before its assign silly fool!"

Suzy was in a state of Concrastination when she foresaw a potential task, work assigment, or goal that she would have to complete within a month tops! And its something she really doesn't like to do! But Most likely she did it to surprise or impress the person that potentially would assign it!

"I am a Concrastinator, because i get shit done!"

by Bo0M3R 31337 November 19, 2012

concraptions

When you really need to take a dump so much that it feels like you've gone into labour.

Man, I've got concraptions really bad. If I don't go take a dump soon, I'm gonna give birth to a brown brick.

by boyward December 29, 2008

congradulations

"Congratulations", in a sarcastic overtone.

CongraDulations on your new minimum wage job.

by Joe Cocker March 10, 2004

congradulate

To give praise for ones accomplishments only after said person paid way too much for a college edumacation.

Eric paid a lot of money for college, finally got a job and asked people to congradulate him.

by Crazymikie July 28, 2008

congradgifuckulations

describe (in a sarcastic way duh!) how "happy" you are for someone else

congradgifuckulations, you just ruined my fucking day bitch!

by kasey helen! May 16, 2005

Codra

This is young girl with a double personality. During the day, she can be know by the name "Cotta." Cotta is a sweet, innocent girl who is a little awkward and shifty-eyed. However, once night rolls around, she becomes tha Codra- a crazy party girl.

Boy 1- "are you goin to the party?"

Boy 2- "Only if codra's therre. she's so hot."

by nellysgrl September 19, 2004

Condran

Condran, a badass last name of Irish heritage.

Very confident and happy go lucky people and absolutely essential to any parties.

DO NOT CROSS A CONDRAN

☘️ 🔪

Oi, DO NOT fuck with them, they’re Condrans...

by SneakyLiam April 18, 2020