Compassing

When your erection points in the direction of the person you want to fuck.

Jeff says "That bitch got me compassing right now."
John says "Then go plunge!"

by Thy Primordial April 30, 2022

Coalposting

Engaging in sub-human or inhumane acts.

Did you just eat that guy? That's coalposting!

by TheKatchinPirate June 19, 2023

Compelting

The requirement to no longer pay off a debt

I had resigned from my job and due to the company policy’s spelling mistake, I was in a compelting position

by The Jomies February 4, 2026

Comprostinating

To engage collectively in foolish, oversimplified, or intellectually lazy behavior; to mutually reinforce low-effort thinking while mistaking it for collaboration.

“The group wasn’t problem-solving — they were comprostinating, recycling shallow ideas and calling it teamwork.”

by theonescorpio January 6, 2026

Poor Computing

When you have a 10 year old PC, which doesn't run modern software, but you try to make it run anyway.

My poor computing machine cannot run youtube directly, so I download the videos and run them locally.

by davidiw June 14, 2011

A comforting chimney sweeper

A comforting chimney sweeper referece to the sexuall act, where after taking a shit, Person B cleans Person A's rectum for any additional "crums" with their tongue

Person 1:I just had a comforting chimney sweeper done to me, pls help
Person 2: a what?
Person 1: .....

by Christ feisty 123 May 13, 2021

digital computing

A computation done by a machine through the use of electrical energy and radio waves to connect and complete corresponding tasks.

Multiplayer games require internet connection to complete the digital computing of projecting other players.

by 1m1m0 September 5, 2022