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Commercial

1* A form of capitalist propaganda.

Far more accepted (especially among dumbasses) than religious, leftist, conservative, nationalist or any other form of propaganda even though it's also far more biased and even less truthfull than any of the above.

2* Something that is commercial or in other words private and for profit.
Example 1:

Buy our product, it's the best product, we have tested it with independent researchers, we are not lying, buy it, buy it, buy it.

Example 2:

Norwegian Air is a commercial airline.

The commercial value of our products has risen rapidly.
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comparative property

n. Females with mediocre attractiveness often have a friend they always keep by their side that is much less attractive than themselves thus making them hotter by comparison. This always causes a problem when a guy and his buddy and looking to pick up chicks. Even though the one girl is rather cute, nobody wants to jump on the grenade.
Billy: "Hey Tony, check out those chicks over there. The one on the left is pretty cute but sadly her friend is less than satisfactory."
Tony: "Isn't that what they call the Comparative Property?"
Billy: "Yeah, I think so. So... what should we do?"
Tony: "Rock, Paper, Scissors?"
by Lomonte95 July 6, 2006
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Chompers

Teeth. They chomp food so they're called chompers.
"Nice chompers Bronwyn"

"He has false teeth, his chompers fell out"
by holloway April 10, 2013
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commercials

Guy: Hey did you see that super bowl commercial for Doritos?
Guy #2: Yeah! That one's my favorite of all the commercials this year!
by SuperBowlSunday11 February 25, 2011
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Commercial

by Aaron895 March 23, 2013
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comer dick

A Dick that hasn't been seen in years due to a overwhelming GUT!
Hey Look at Sean, He's got Comer Dick!
by Big Dog Drake October 30, 2017
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GTA V Camper

Faggots in Grand Theft Auto V who camp at your vehicle warehouse and wait until you arrive so they can kill you and take your car and deliver it as their own like a little fucking bitch
Yo, that GTA V Camper just stole and delivered my car.
by MustangBoss June 24, 2019
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