Hym "Yes, Jordan. Cynicism bad... UNLESS someone claims to be motivated by compassion! In which case, we need to kill their ideology! We need supreme cynicism when when it comes to compassion but ZERO Cynicism when it comes to... What? THE GREATER GOOD? Protecting kids? No Cynicism needed there! You can trust that completely."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024
HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! NO! NO! NONE OF THAT! I'm all tapped out! You didn't need a man a second ago! What happened? You can't choose wrong so... What happened!? Now you need ALL of the men to pay for you to feed the kids you shat out fucking someone other than them?
Hym "No. You don't have any compassion and mine is gone. You can legalize prostitution and you can tax THAT. Or use that to feed the kid. OR make the guy who fucked you pay. Or don't have them. 0 dollars."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2024
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Compass 《🧭 》: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Compass 《🧭 》: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025
“The inner compass led Brendan to deflower his pet alpaca, much to the the disgust of his wife”.
“Larry, a balding and overweight failing real estate agent, made the bold decision to purchase a BMW convertible. Actually it wasn’t Larry, it was his mid life middle compass”.
“Larry, a balding and overweight failing real estate agent, made the bold decision to purchase a BMW convertible. Actually it wasn’t Larry, it was his mid life middle compass”.
by The Shoebill Storker April 13, 2022
When your buddy is feeling down, you fill their ass with an “ample amount” of coolwhip and eat it out. Great for rainy days, it’s sure to make you feel better when you’re sad.
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