To carry out a conversation via a myspace comment; Usually while already talking to that same person on AIM.
Dude, i was comment talking with megan last, and she said she'd totally do me, and that was at the same time we were instant messaging!
by zac archer October 08, 2008
the act of thanking someone who uploads content on the internet by leaving abusive comments, complaining that the content isn't presented in the way you'd like it to be presented.
Idiot: "Hey DICKHEAD, your upload SUCKS! You didn't even put a tag for white.cotton.panties.with.purple.hearts.on.the.front.but.not.on.the.back on it. People like you should be handed in to the NSA and SHOT at dawn!"
Uploader: (reports idiot for comment sniping)
Idiot: (can't reply because his ass got banned).
Uploader: (reports idiot for comment sniping)
Idiot: (can't reply because his ass got banned).
by Sheeppuppy October 13, 2013
procrastinating by logging on to facebook and commenting on everyone's updated statuses...levels of status commenting are directly proportional to the levels of work you are procrastinating from. extreme sufferers have to have the last word on facebook!
by Katpaham February 13, 2009
When someone says something that at first seems nice, but under further inspection is lowkey an insult.
by Vapingnotcool August 31, 2017
Tony became a Comment Stalker when he read through Maggie's wall comments because he didn't believe we were still in touch.
by T. T. A. T. February 07, 2009
Welcome to one of the most hideous places on the internet. People here on youtube comments have iq of room temperature. Here you'll find all sorts of people, some of them are:
1) The troll: A classic, will start flame war in replies either by stating unpopular opinions or straight up offensive shit.
2) The hungry for likes: Always comments overused shit like "wHoS wAtChInG iN 2021?!"
3) The spammer: Owns 100 different alt accounts. Keeps on copypasting links of his shitty video in replies of comments.
4) The "commenter": "Youtubers" with about 100k subs and 2k views on their videos. Try to abuse their verified checkmark by stealing comments and getting likes with goal of trying to revive their dead ass channel.
5) The bots: Will have profile pictures of thots and will spam random ass words with intention of attracting 12 year old horny kids and tricking them into clicking scam links.
If you're feeling like you have too many brain cells, head over to youtube comments to instantly lose them. Filled with idiots to the brim and bunch of people exploiting them. Still better than twitter.
1) The troll: A classic, will start flame war in replies either by stating unpopular opinions or straight up offensive shit.
2) The hungry for likes: Always comments overused shit like "wHoS wAtChInG iN 2021?!"
3) The spammer: Owns 100 different alt accounts. Keeps on copypasting links of his shitty video in replies of comments.
4) The "commenter": "Youtubers" with about 100k subs and 2k views on their videos. Try to abuse their verified checkmark by stealing comments and getting likes with goal of trying to revive their dead ass channel.
5) The bots: Will have profile pictures of thots and will spam random ass words with intention of attracting 12 year old horny kids and tricking them into clicking scam links.
If you're feeling like you have too many brain cells, head over to youtube comments to instantly lose them. Filled with idiots to the brim and bunch of people exploiting them. Still better than twitter.
The year is 2126
Guy 1: I miss the early days of internet.
Guy 2: *Shows a picture of youtube comments from that time*
Guy 1: Thanks, I no more miss it.
Guy 1: I miss the early days of internet.
Guy 2: *Shows a picture of youtube comments from that time*
Guy 1: Thanks, I no more miss it.
by Peepeepoopoo from urbdic November 05, 2021
a new person on myspace with no comments. To break one's comment virginity, one must leave a comment.
by nekochan52 December 04, 2005