colbertocracy

a nation containing stupid, befuddled people who elected Comedy Central's Stephen Colbert for president

Chuck Norris: It sure sucks livin' in a Colbertocracy...
Toby Keith: Heh...

by Erm........................ January 16, 2008

celebertities

A pair of Nice tities.

Damn son, Scarlett Johansson has some celebertities.

by Shawn- April 18, 2018

Colbertophobia

The fear of being laughed out of office.

After his failed memo, Devin Nunes developed a bad case of Colbertophobia.

by WTF is going on here? May 9, 2018

colbert

a nick name i gave my dog cola that everyone in my house hates

:colbert wanna go for a walk
everyone: 😠

by ILikeAnimals&Plants December 28, 2020

colbertarianism

A religion where those who parttake are racism and homophobic

I'm into colbertarianism now bro! oh you're racist? yeah!

by Shuffler69420 October 19, 2021

Colbert

Loves drugs and eating sandwiches induced by hot milfs in his area. give him a kissy-wissy and he'll make your day. Shave his head and get a special stick that can be stuck up a dog's ass for "therapeutic" reasons.

Damn, I want a colbert to lighten my day.

by anonymous May 25, 2022

Colberting

When someone with a huge audience finds one guy to focus almost all of his negative attention on.

Phillip Marlowe, the influencer is Colberting TayVis by dropping shade bombs on her cats masseuse.

by The Real Beast. October 6, 2023