When your brain is moving a hundred miles an hour and at a complete standstill at the sametime, resulting in either constant pauses while you speak as you attempt to comprehend what you're saying, or complete psychic immobilization from mental error.
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Get the Schrodinger's Cognitive Inertia mug.Degraded cognition: (noun) The impairment or deterioration of cognitive abilities and understanding of the world due to certain factors such as injury, disease, or the use of certain substances. It can also refer to the reduction in cognitive performance or understanding due to the malfunction or misuse of technology, particularly artificial intelligence. It involves the integration of human intelligence and AI capabilities that leads to a lower level of decision-making, problem-solving, and overall understanding of complex information.
The use of a malfunctioning AI system in the decision-making process led to degraded cognition and impaired understanding of the situation.
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Get the if you bother my cognitive behavioral skills you are going to killed by I (i). mug.Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC) is a condition that occurs when a fan of LeBron James experiences a complete mental breakdown of logic and reality during basketball discussions, particularly involving his greatness. Symptoms include a complete denial of facts, an emotional overreaction to the slightest criticism, and the uncontrollable urge to defend LeBron at all costs, often by resorting to absurd and illogical arguments.
"Yo, someone get this nigga to a hospital QUICK, I think he got that new syndrome 'Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC).'
Dude can’t stop talkin' about LeBron, denying facts and shit... like he’s in a different dimension or somethin'. 😂🏀🧠"
Dude can’t stop talkin' about LeBron, denying facts and shit... like he’s in a different dimension or somethin'. 😂🏀🧠"
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To knowingly and insultingly deny guilt of an act you have commit against a person you claim to respect or otherwise care for.
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To knowingly and insultingly deny guilt of an act you have commit against a person you claim to respect or otherwise care for.
Did you see the way she tryed to convince him that she should get every penny out of his pocket? Some people don't care who sees their cognitive dissonance these days.
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She experienced cognitive dissonance when she promoted healthy eating while regularly indulging in junk food.
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