Clyde. A person who is almost impossible to understand. When in a relationship, he comes off as very controlling and possessive, which at times he may. A huge ass at times, frequent mood swings, and sometimes depression kicks in.
Elliot : "Did you see that boy? I said one thing to him and he completely took it the wrong way!"
Randy: "Must be a Clyde."
Randy: "Must be a Clyde."
by wandering cloud May 9, 2018
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by Anonymous July 22, 2003
Get the clydesdale mug.This word originates from the large Clydesdale horses. They are known for putting in enormous amounts of work with little success.
A clydesdale is a guy who clocks long hours of work with girls and is a cuntmug.
A clydesdale is a guy who clocks long hours of work with girls and is a cuntmug.
Pete dude...Mike Boden puts in more work than the Budweiser Clysdales and he never pulls. He is living with his 1 month girlfriend next year...fuckin clydesdale stop piggying you cuntmug.
by Colton April 4, 2005
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Get the clyde mug.Subtle derogatory term for people with red, orange or ginger hair with reference to Clint Eastwood's pet Orangutan in the 1978 film 'Every Which Way But Loose'.
Known for their misinformed sense of self importance, in spite of their hair colour, a Clyde may believe that they are attractive. They should only be insulted when they are heavily out numbered and the exits are clearly marked and within easy reach.
If an approach cannot be avoided it should be done with caution and direct eye contact should be avoided.
It is rumored that procreation with gingers was put forward for inclusion in the Geneva Convention as a 'crime against humanity' in 1949 but despite a majority vote in favor of this progressive law people felt it was ahead of it's time.
Known for their misinformed sense of self importance, in spite of their hair colour, a Clyde may believe that they are attractive. They should only be insulted when they are heavily out numbered and the exits are clearly marked and within easy reach.
If an approach cannot be avoided it should be done with caution and direct eye contact should be avoided.
It is rumored that procreation with gingers was put forward for inclusion in the Geneva Convention as a 'crime against humanity' in 1949 but despite a majority vote in favor of this progressive law people felt it was ahead of it's time.
"I though I'd go last night because she said she was bringing some hot friends but I almost had a stroke when Clyde walked in..."
"You remind me of someone famous, have you worked with Clint Eastwood?" (This insult will fly under all but the most educated radars...)
Although always prone to aggression they are borderline unapproachable during PMS or a full moon.
"You remind me of someone famous, have you worked with Clint Eastwood?" (This insult will fly under all but the most educated radars...)
Although always prone to aggression they are borderline unapproachable during PMS or a full moon.
by Jim Bob II November 24, 2009
Get the Clyde mug.A clyder is a term used by males to discribe an overweight female, or fat chick, clyders often gather together in groups called clydes. A clyder often has a rather nice slim attractive female friend who is known as the fondel
Spencer: Shit man this party is filled with clyders.
Luke: watch out that group of clyders dont even have a fondel.
Luke: watch out that group of clyders dont even have a fondel.
by lukeellery April 29, 2006
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