Clusterfuck

An amalgamation of fucks.

Clusterfuck. My pick up truck done broke down at the side of the road my dog died, I done lost my girl and I have herpes.

by Nosenseatall August 3, 2015

Clusterfuck

1) a mess of shit that happens all at once usually in a single area
2$ South Sudan

Wow that country is a clusterfuck

by Dank spank bank October 1, 2021

Clusterfuck

A word used to describe a generally terrible situation.
(primarily used by fans of Sam O'Nella Academy) A word used to describe the deteriorating situation of South Sudan.

What a load of clusterfuck.

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022

Clusterfuck

Originally: Genetically compromised offspring proportedly the result of multiple male partners with one female. Hence, Cluster Fuck. Similar to Stupid, Disorganised, Loser, Tosser. A hopeless case. Sometimes shorteded to 'Cluster'.

Interchangeable with GO FUCK, FUCK OFF, FUCK UP, FUCK OFF, BALLS UP.

Derivation: Military

Also refers to a hopelessly compromised situation.

Example: James failed the public service entrance exam three times. What a clusterfuck! (often contracted to 'What a cluster!')

Example: When on exercise, they were ordered to turn the camouflage net over to be the same as all the others. Pity it didnt match the surrounds. What a clusterfuck (gofuck, fuckoff, fuckup, ballup, cluster!

by sociopath9 April 15, 2009

Clusterfuck

Government. Also can be used to described management or any chaotic situation involving many people. AKA "clusters".

The United States Government is a clusterfuck.

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 15, 2010

Clusterfucked

The state of being totally confused,at a loss for words. Like when in the presence of someone who you are so infactuated with you can't think str8.

-I was so clusterfucked when he spoke to me, I know I must have looked like an idiot.

by Serran December 28, 2005

Clusterfuck

The Ontario Government's response to COVID-19

"Hey, did you see the clusterfuck today?"

"Oh God, what did that tubby tyrant do this time"

by dariengordon June 11, 2021