Clobber

A black man's genitalia.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that naked picture of Chris Brown?
Person 2: Yeah man, some clobber on him

by DerpyMcDerperson July 13, 2012

clobumia

the state of uber after-sex-liness.

Brought about by a popular MySpace Blogger Flick My Bean in a blog playing "sexy" music that caused all readers to get their groove on.

"Wow, Cheryl, you won't believe the night I had. Richard worked my hoohoos so well, and let's just say I worked my magic too; we were both left in Clobumia for hours afterwards."

by naomisarah September 5, 2008

Clobb

Literally i have no idea. Prolly some my little pony porn BS.

Nice clobb my dood

by Yatemachines July 21, 2018

Clobster

Slang for a mix between fish (usually flounder) and lobster

"Hey Ariel, if your two buddies got together, they would make a beautiful Clobster"

by snarrfblatt January 4, 2012

Clobberfuck

1: Huge sword of the blood titan (Noun)

2: A synonym to smash (Verb)

1: "Did you hear about the battle that just happened? Clobberfuck took 27,000 lives!"

2: "Just clobberfuck those bodies in that wood chipper over there."

by Burdie September 2, 2013

clobby

A male who is underweight and threatens everybody he sees also likes lying about breaking bones and sucks a lot of ballsack

Shut the fuck up clobby

by WANGBANGER87 October 27, 2019

slobber clobber

The act of hocking a lugie and spitting into the anus and then proceeding to tongue punch said anus.

I was giving this girl a slobber clobber last night and she moaned like a blue whale.

by Captain Clobber March 25, 2016