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Clarence

Historically, Clarence’s are unreliable friends.
Hey did you get your fantasy football trophy back from Clarence?

Nah he’s too lazy to deliver it.

Bummer. But that’s a typical Clarence for ya.
by Commissioner Goodell December 26, 2018
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Clarence

Clarence is a fuckin ugly and gross almond and soap smelling cunt. He is a tiny little saltarna headed prick. He buys $1.00 scratchy's for $50 he then always wins and gives the money to the ophens. Clarence is immortal and he heals really quick so he is a great punching bag.
"Clarence ya FUCKEN..."

"All these mean words are making my skin swore"
"All i wanted to do was be your friend!"
"oh god help me no"
"i found poo in your mail box"
by BJHOYLE November 26, 2019
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Clarence and Priya

Def 1: A Clarence and Priya is a commonly used term for a relationship that goes all the way from uni sweethearts through to marriage.

Def 2: A Clarence and Priya is also commonly used to describe finding your soul mate.

Def 3: Also used to represent the word love or adoration
Def 1: Are Bob and Belinda still together?

Yer they did a Clarence and Priya

Def 2: I have found my Clarence and Priya

Def 3: "Do you like me?" "I Clarence and Priya you"
by streetview March 24, 2010
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Clarence Thomas

The type of person that the left hates the most- A black conservative!
Clarence Thomas is a model American citizen, patriot and Supreme Court Justice. With all that in mind, its no wonder the left has spent 3 decades trying to destroy him!
by EPICblogspot January 25, 2023
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clearancing

the act of shopping at retail stores with the sole purpose of finding items that have been greatly discounted by being put on clearance sale. Some buyers set clearly defined rules for clearancing, such as only buying items that are at least 50% - 75% off the original retail price. While not always the case, it's not uncommon for someone clearancing to buy items they don't really need, but will purchase because it is "such a great deal".
"You won't believe the great deal I found while clearancing today - a $30 purse for only $7.50!"

"I know I don't have a fish, but I just couldn't pass up the .25 cent fish food I found while clearancing today."

"My eBay store is filled with clothes I've picked while clearancing."
by brandiev December 27, 2008
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cleanance

Cleanance: a combination of clean and enhance. This will enhance your audiovisual experience by cleaning your lasers!
Will show cleanance again!
by HansHerbertGunter February 22, 2024
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Clarence

A Dumb looking bloke with a weirdly shaped head resembling a potato (similar to the big lez show Clarence). You can use the term also for the cunt you know who never adds any wanted information to a conversation known as putting in his 5 cents. Also is most likely gay or has extremely low standards. Usually no one gives a fuck what Clarence is saying. Bit of a paedophile.

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(possible Clarence): How messed was that footy game on the weekend.

(normal bloke): No one gives a fuck Clarence
by yeahnagoodson July 21, 2019
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