Cleaning the kitchen

aka Rim Job


The act of licking someone’s sphincter and inserting your tongue ever so slightly into their anus.

"Damn, Sheila, you're one ugly chick. But when you're cleaning the kitchen you're fine as fuck!"

by lick a lotta spokes October 13, 2004

Kelo clearing

Informal Army doctrine term describing firing a tank main gun round down the center of a road. This type round creates a vortex of air and sucks enemy infantry towards it (and into the road) to be more easily engaged by waiting Bradley Fighting Vehicles, friendly infantry or Abrams co-axial machine gun fire. Named after an Army 1LT Kelo who first utilized the practice in Iraq in 2003.

Soldier #1: "Heard the boys over in 2-7 Infantry got so super pissed off finally they did a Kelo clearing on Sadr City."

Soldier #2: "What a freakin' rage kill, that's awesome. Sometimes you gotta drop a lightning bolt of carnage ... screw that ducking behind buildings taking pot shots man."

by infantryscoming August 6, 2010

Rage Cleaning

The act of performing domestic chores whilst in a furious rage.

"My god, I am so f*cking pissed off with him!!!!" - she says as she aggressively scrubs the mirror while Rage Cleaning.

by Csaur August 29, 2016

cleaning the fish tank

v. : to engage in sexual intercourse or other sexual activities in the bathroom.

Andrew: Dude, what was that girl and guy doing in the bathroom?
Leo: They were just cleaning the fish tank.
Henry: "Cleaning the fish tank"

by scoobydrew February 26, 2008

cleaning the guacamole bowl

Doing a task in behalf of another person without being asked. Going above and beyond for the team. Actual cleaning of a guacamole bowl

Ace: I took care of it
Sean: Dude that's rad, thanks for cleaning the guacamole bowl

by batrat7 May 2, 2016

Cleaving

Term for LeBron's James first and potential future departures from Cleveland

Lebron James is cleaving again, only this time it is to LA.

by IndySport June 6, 2018

Cleaning

Something parents invented to torture their children, and get an easy way to punish them.

Parent: "Go start cleaning your room!"
Child: "No!"
Parent: "Now or you're grounded!"
Child: "No"
Parent: "You're grounded and have double the amount of chores."

by Lynni4669 February 24, 2020