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death eating crackers

When you just feel bad in general and cannot pinpoint the source. You have no symptoms of sickness such as a runny nose or nausea, but you really feel terrible.
I'm afraid I won't be bushhogging the field today, Betty. I feel like death eating crackers.
by Playon September 4, 2006
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Prawn crackers

the crispy remains of tissues used for mopping up man milk, which have been left under the bed forgotten
just been in your brothers room and it is full of prawn crackers the little strummer
by Dan Glibals March 3, 2009
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fudge crackers

usually said when something bad or unpleasant occurs and the person is around people who would be offended if another "F" word were to come from the person's mouth.
Teacher: You failed this class.
Student: Fudge Crackers!
by Phunkie July 30, 2011
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soggy crackers

A game usually played at a party or in the locker room. A group of guys encircle a cracker or pile of crushed crackers (usually saltines) and ejaculate on it. The one who cums last or cums the least has to eat the soggy crackers.
Whenever I play soggy crackers, all I can think about is your mom, so I end up having to eat the pile, with a spoon.
by Calvin Hobbes September 16, 2006
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chackers

a snack in the chips/crackers/cookie section of the supermarket
im gonna go get some chackers
by jewbacca66 November 23, 2010
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The Clacker

A maneuver where a male pulls his pants down while in a standing position (generally to the ankles), lifts his shirt with one hand, and expeditiously thrusts his hips back and forth in a swinging motion. If done correctly, the thrusting will swing his "member" into contact with the abdomen on the upswing, and the leg or anus on the downswing, thereby creating a "clacking" sound. It is recommended that this act be augmented by pouring a beer over the crotch with the free hand to accentuate the clacks being generated.
Ross was getting annoyed by Carissa so he decided to pull out The Clacker to make her leave.
by ferris314 April 14, 2010
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cheese crackers

The best biscuits u could ever find. advertised by ali salvemini and emma kameniar
by Never you mind July 26, 2003
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