Chimping

A sexual act beloved of Germans involving ,defecating into your hand and throwing it at each other. Soft furnishings should , I would imagine , have to be kept to a minimum and a window left open!!

Helga curled one off into her hand. " Oh Willi " she called. "Lets do Chimping " . Willi turned and saw what was coming his way , ducked , and the Belgian Ambassador copped it. This caused him to drop his tray of tasty chocolates. He bent down to pick them up , put them back on the tray and after regaining his feet he got hit , in the eye , by Willis' turd . The Ambassador retaliated by throwing chocolates at people. One chocolate hit Helgas' dress. Oh you are Disgusting!! said Helga.

by Doctor Jenny Tulls December 7, 2011

chumming

the act of having unprotected intercourse with a woman during her menstrual cycle, a.k.a. on the rag

man, i went chumming last night and woke up this morning crusted to my bedsheets.... looked like my penis was involved in stabbing something to death.

by The White Chocolate May 2, 2008

Chumming the Water

The beginning of a woman's period, where she begins "spotting."

Girl 1: Oww, I'm starting to get cramps.
Girl 2: Uh oh, you starting your period?
Girl 1: Yeah, do you have a tampon? It looks like I'm chumming the water. Shark week starts real soon!

by Chris Raven Jr. July 28, 2009

crumping

a new dance for the new age music of hip-hop, worst kind of dancing you can do the needs no skill what so ever to do

bboys - hey the crumpers messed up your hyped cypher again...

crumper - aye nikka what the fawk ish a cyper...???

bboys - damn their hip-pop is shit...

crumper - stfu real hiphop has no breakdancing in it

bboys - lets kick their big shirt wearing ass..

by iloveyoubabycakes May 15, 2005

chumming

Having sex, or any type of sexual relations with another person.

" Man I walked into my bed room, and found Becca and Stone chumming in my bed."

by xxkookie70 February 19, 2012

chimping

The act of breaking into a zoo at night and performing oral sex on chimpanzee's.

Phil went "chimping" last night.

by King Chimp January 18, 2008

Churping-chicks

The regurgitation of a small chicken. Usually occuring after a night in the more rural areas of England.

"Oh my god, check it out, that guy's churping-chicks!"

by Samuvel January 17, 2009