crusty anus

after one has taken a dump, sometimes they dont wipe their anus properly which may lead to leftover dried shit crusting around the ring of the anus.

man i tried to lick her ass, but she had a crusty anus, she needs to clean it better!

by Mya April 10, 2005

Christy!!!

prolly the most beautiful girl in the world

look into her eyes and youl fall over if she smiles just from how amazing she is

so beautiful you could tare into her eyes all day and know everythings okay

the girl who deserve to be treated like the angel she is

Overall amazing and perfect

Christy!!! : christy k :)

by ANNNNDDDYYYY November 1, 2010

crusty crack

when ur ass is hairy, sweaty, and moldy and has acne from cheek to cheek.

hey crusty crack! wash ur ass!

by unisha February 14, 2008

crusty cream

When you haven't jacked off in a month or two.

The man screamed in agonizing pain as the crusty cream exited.

by sparkyjo December 16, 2014

Crusty stomach

When you nut all over your stomach, and to sleep without cleaning up, waking up with dried jizz in your stomach

I woke up this morning with a crusty stomach, i couldnt be bothered cleaning up last noght

by Axel DT April 12, 2019

Christy

A girl who is wild and free. She just loves to have a good time with her friends. She always has to be listening to her music. She is very good at comforting you when you're down and is very sweet. She is always eating though she is not fat.

Girl 1: Man I love Christy. She is so good at making you feel beter about things.

Girl 2: I know! Not to mention the best person to sing and party with!

by Energia25 February 5, 2010

Crusty Muffler

When one takes a shit and doesn't clean themselves, it dries, and another then has anal sex with the dry, dirty, poop butt.

"After drinking and chinese food last night, we got back to my place and (i didn't have and toilet paper) we started getting freaky, needless to say i got the crusty muffler."

by pennyrockit October 5, 2011