Chew your ear off

When someone talks so much that they wear away your ears from over use.

Cardful he talks alot... He'll chew your ear off if you let him.

by ChienChaud October 12, 2009

chew toy

The person you have or will have carnal relations with, but never a serious relationship.

"Do you like my chew toy for the night? I met him on the dance floor..."

by Bobalicious Brown May 13, 2007

chewcocka

A hairy, homosexual man who loves to suck on dick.

Jon: Man Mark is a major Chewcocka, that hairy bastard chewed on my dick all night

Mark(in the background): Mmmhmmm

Adam: Damn you two are gross

by aBizzol'rd March 25, 2007

Mickey Chew

Considered God by some, Micheal "Mickey" chew, hereafter referred as "Chew" is considered to be God of his world (Classroom) where you mustn't say filthy thing's related to sexual intercourse before college and marriage, drugs or alcohol, or say things that are filthy. He is most well known for his hatred of the "Groves" where filthy things happen. if you would like to know more Please go to chewdiaism . com and read the "Chewda" (the Chewdists bible) Chew is also running for President of the United States of America in 2020 his slogan is "Keep America out of the groves"

Mickey Chew: God like man. Wow you Clapped your girlfriend, I'm telling Mr.Chew! Mickey, I did something filthy! Chew for president 2020

by Douglas Dimmadome October 25, 2019

red hot chewbacca

When you find yourself in the bathroom with a box of Red Hots, but you accidentally spill them all over the floor. Not to let them go to waste, you scoop them all up, along with all the pubes and put them back in the box. Then you give the box of Red Hots to someone as a gift. Preferably, they like Red Hots.

Mark is a douche so I thought it would be funny to give him a red hot chewbacca.

by Dachshundpunch June 16, 2018

The Chewbacca

this is an act which requires many steps. the first step is to shave your pubic region before sex and place it in a small baggy. the second step, after sex, you ejaculate on the womans face, then throw the pubic hair on so it sticks then put your testicles in her mouth and punch her in the stomach so she makes the gargling noise and the hair on her face makes The Chewbacca

Now I have a rash from shaving my pubes from The Chewbacca

by shawtyonthatothershit July 1, 2011

Big League Chew

Man-sized wads of great tasting shredded bubblegum stuffed into a giant stay-fresh pouch.

When you make the perfect slide, you're in the big league; when you keep the team alive, you're in the big league; when you block a shot or two, you're in the big league; you're in the big league, when you're in the big league chew

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004