When you find yourself in the bathroom with a box of Red Hots, but you accidentally spill them all over the floor. Not to let them go to waste, you scoop them all up, along with all the pubes and put them back in the box. Then you give the box of Red Hots to someone as a gift. Preferably, they like Red Hots.
by Dachshundpunch June 14, 2018