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flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a can

by frrsjlelelele June 19, 2017

Moist bridge collapse

When you recreate the Francis Scott Key Bridge with 2 guys. One guy slaps his penis harshly across another hard penis resting on a table cracking it like a glow stick and then quickly shoving it up his rectum.

Guy 1: i saw the francis scott key bridge collapse this morning it was terrible

Guy 2: yea but it reminded me that you promised me a moist bridge collapse

by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC)

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC) is a condition that occurs when a fan of LeBron James experiences a complete mental breakdown of logic and reality during basketball discussions, particularly involving his greatness. Symptoms include a complete denial of facts, an emotional overreaction to the slightest criticism, and the uncontrollable urge to defend LeBron at all costs, often by resorting to absurd and illogical arguments.

"Yo, someone get this nigga to a hospital QUICK, I think he got that new syndrome 'Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC).'

Dude can’t stop talkin' about LeBron, denying facts and shit... like he’s in a different dimension or somethin'. 😂🏀🧠"

by Guinness718 December 12, 2024

A Megnutian Collapse

A huge lead lost, brought about by boasting, high self-regard and poor management.

Wow! The Government had a huge majority which they lost completely in one term due to negligence and arrogance. What a Megnutian Collapse.

by Polaris92 December 14, 2025

Sleeper agent styled collapse

To collapse in a sleeper agent style, originates from sleeper agent + styled (suffix) + collapse

Hearing the song Pixel Pig by Di Young triggers a sleeper agent styled collapse because Sashley used this song for the XD Animation meme.

by BernatJp2022 March 31, 2026

Mr. Olympia bodybuilders stage collapse

Mr. Olympia bodybuilders stage collapse is when a bodybuilder literally collapses on stage due to muscle cramps and fainting and lacking electrolytes. Sometimes they survive and someone gives them Gatorade or Pedialyte. But sometimes they die. Or they get a heart attack and go to the hospital because of lacking electrolytes. And most times, they're not given electrolytes (Sodium, Potassium, Magnesium, Calcium, Chloride) on time and they die. So basically, bring a bottle of Gatorade with you when bodybuilding, or you could end up dying. Imagine posing on stage and falling down and professionals rushing to give you help is the last thing you see before you die. The vast majority of deaths occur on stage. And then they end up in a bodybag. Rip bro. :'(

Tony: I'm on stage for Mr. Olympia, but brought Gatorade because I don't want to die. I don't want to be a Mr. Olympia bodybuilders stage collapse statistic.

by HawaiianPunch1 December 1, 2025