A festival in the town of Moore Haven that translates to "Big Bass" in some Indian language nobody cares about. Occurs on the first week of March every year since forever.
Consists of showing animals, a kid's day, rodeo, rides, scamming games, food, a parade, and fights. The fights are usually between two drunken hicks.
The only time you can get deep-fried oreos in Moore Haven, and the most exciting thing that happens in Po' Haven all year.
Consists of showing animals, a kid's day, rodeo, rides, scamming games, food, a parade, and fights. The fights are usually between two drunken hicks.
The only time you can get deep-fried oreos in Moore Haven, and the most exciting thing that happens in Po' Haven all year.
YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW, IT'S CHALO NITKA TIME AGAIN! I can't wait to go see that there ro-de-yo! Hand me a Budweiser, Ahern!
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Get the Chalo Nitka mug.an insane sexual move created by 2 insane freshman at bowie high. it is preformed by getting 4 hos. then you tie them up with chains and buttfuck them as they drag you along in a chariot on thier hands and knees until they have bloody stupms. while they drag you you must put olive oil on your dick and set it on fire while you buttfuck them and then drink gasoline and piss napalm all over them. then carve pentagrams on thier backs with a rusty knife and pour chickens blood all over them (while you buttfuck them and piss napalm all over them). finnaly when they die (in like 10 minutes) you crucify them and the entire spectacle must be performed on the freeway.
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alex: "no what did i miss?"
stanley: "he just performed the chariot"
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alex: "no what did i miss?"
stanley: "he just performed the chariot"
alex: "youve gotta be shitting me,, that move is impossible!!"
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Get the Chalone mug.a Poof Chariot is a term to define the certain type of cars driven by young and old males.
These cars are often driven by older male Chavs and neds
These type of cars are also normally the car favoured by women but for some reason guys like to have these cars too but tart them up a bit more to make it seem manly when in fact it makes it the complete opposite.
Any form of small car/van that is tarted up to make it look special or on par with real powerful cars when in fact it doesnt really.
Tarting up covers.
* Tinted windows
* Spoilers
* Unnecessarily Huge Exhausts
* little lights in the water wiper jets
These things may be cool in more 'manly' cars but they are not cool on poof chariots.
These cars are often driven by older male Chavs and neds
These type of cars are also normally the car favoured by women but for some reason guys like to have these cars too but tart them up a bit more to make it seem manly when in fact it makes it the complete opposite.
Any form of small car/van that is tarted up to make it look special or on par with real powerful cars when in fact it doesnt really.
Tarting up covers.
* Tinted windows
* Spoilers
* Unnecessarily Huge Exhausts
* little lights in the water wiper jets
These things may be cool in more 'manly' cars but they are not cool on poof chariots.
Remember, they are only poof chariots if they are driven by guys.
I would say men instead of guys but if they were men they wouldnt have poof chariots!
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Fiestas
any small Peugeot
etc etc.
I would say men instead of guys but if they were men they wouldnt have poof chariots!
Citreon Saxo
Fiestas
any small Peugeot
etc etc.
by Doogal November 25, 2004
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