Certified Stump

A male that is below 5’5 is considered a Certified Stump. This man also has a short torso and short legs.

Damn, Jake really is a certified stump.

by coolmama7668292 March 2, 2022

Forklift Certified

When the man picks up their partner with her legs straight up past their head while holding their partner up by their shoulders at a 90 degree angle while engaging in penetration.

Hey honey, you want me to be forklift certified tonight?

by Homosexual Homosapien April 22, 2022

Forklift certified

Adj.: Someone who carries a heavy load. A man known for producing large amounts of ejaculate.

"Just so you know, baby, if you're going to swallow, you better open wide because I'm forklift certified."

by Hungry Joe71 July 30, 2023

Certified beauty

super cute and kissable person named navneet

Nav is a certified beauty and i miss her

by 123e12314143 October 28, 2019

CERTIFIED BALLERS

The best type of gangster group you will ever meet.

Can i please be part of the Certified Ballers?

by y-weezy May 12, 2007

Certified hater

Someone who will disagree and hate on anything and everything just because they think it makes them cool. This is a full time job and takes a lot of effort to disagree with everything 24 hours a day. Usually these people are ugly.

“Damn Ben has been really negative lately, what’s his deal?”

He just got a new job as a certified hater, you couldn’t tell?

by tvthestallion August 12, 2019

Certifiably Insane

A degrading term that stubborn girls say to get under your skin about a mental disorder, or perhaps you went to the mental hospital for help.

Your girlfriend is certifiably insane, shes incrediable because of how crazy she really is.

by MRS. Caitlin Crisis June 2, 2015