Someone who has all the hoes and all the bars no one can compare to a certified pip they are the ultimate pips
by Dope sauce with a side of swag June 24, 2021
Get the Certified pipmug. When the man picks up their partner with her legs straight up past their head while holding their partner up by their shoulders at a 90 degree angle while engaging in penetration.
by Homosexual Homosapien April 22, 2022
Get the Forklift Certifiedmug. "Just so you know, baby, if you're going to swallow, you better open wide because I'm forklift certified."
by Hungry Joe71 July 30, 2023
Get the Forklift certifiedmug. by 123e12314143 October 28, 2019
Get the Certified beautymug. by y-weezy May 12, 2007
Get the CERTIFIED BALLERSmug. Someone who will disagree and hate on anything and everything just because they think it makes them cool. This is a full time job and takes a lot of effort to disagree with everything 24 hours a day. Usually these people are ugly.
“Damn Ben has been really negative lately, what’s his deal?”
He just got a new job as a certified hater, you couldn’t tell?
He just got a new job as a certified hater, you couldn’t tell?
by tvthestallion August 12, 2019
Get the Certified hatermug. A degrading term that stubborn girls say to get under your skin about a mental disorder, or perhaps you went to the mental hospital for help.
by MRS. Caitlin Crisis June 2, 2015
Get the Certifiably Insanemug.