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I was at the stadium watching the Chargers and had to take a shit, so I had to perform the flying carpet.
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by jmsica March 18, 2009
Get the carparked mug."White collar" or middle manager workers, usually located in cube farms or front offices of manufacturing plants, so called because their work space is carpetted instead of bare concrete.
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Get the Carpenter's Wet Dream mug.A blogger who writes about a geographic region or subject matter he/she is not familiar with in order to gain notoriety, financial gain, or increased internet traffic.
This New York carpetblogger was bragging about how he and his peeps are going to come down to New Orleans and tell the true story of Katrina, what a douche.
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