carpet matches the drapes

One's genital hair matches the color of the hair on one's head.

Even though she looks like she dyes her hair, the carpet matches the drapes on her.

by quamp March 24, 2007

Flying Carpet

When you are in a public place and have to take a shit really bad, but the toilet has piss all over it. So you have to bend over the toilet with out touching it, as if you were hovering over it on a flying carpet.

I was at the stadium watching the Chargers and had to take a shit, so I had to perform the flying carpet.

by Travis Mo Dogg February 21, 2009

carparked

slang for getting drunk

"what are you doing tonight?"
"i'm gunna get carparked!"

by jmsica March 18, 2009

carpet walkers

"White collar" or middle manager workers, usually located in cube farms or front offices of manufacturing plants, so called because their work space is carpetted instead of bare concrete.

"The system always slows down when the carpet walkers come in around 8am."

by StBill May 25, 2012

carpet creeper

when you fart, and its a silent one, and it creeps under peoples noses, and it lingers in the air for a while

''ahhh, what is that smell, its making me sick''

'' it was a carpet creeper''

by ronaldo17 March 16, 2009

Carpenter's Wet Dream

A woman with small breasts and loose morals.

Suzie is a "Carpenter's Wet Dream". She's flat as a board and easy to nail.

by The Original Big Daddy G April 28, 2009

carpetblogger

A blogger who writes about a geographic region or subject matter he/she is not familiar with in order to gain notoriety, financial gain, or increased internet traffic.

This New York carpetblogger was bragging about how he and his peeps are going to come down to New Orleans and tell the true story of Katrina, what a douche.

by Dambala December 17, 2009