Catastrophic vagina

When the vagina squirts and the woman doesn’t wash her vagina and has crispy blood and a white milky kind of crust.

Stephan: pull your trousers down

Angela: okay (pulls them down)

Stephan: fuck that you have a catastrophic vagina

Angela: oh shit I have I’m sorry

Angela got raped that night and never got found or seen ever again

by Human cockend £78 May 19, 2018

calastrophy

A hoe that doesn’t give head or have sex

Mehn ur girlfriend is a calastrophy

by Dicklicker400 May 19, 2018

Cacastrophy

A situation in where you accidently crap yourself and end up in some serious shit

Man I almost crapped my pants, that would have been a cacastrophy

by BOOPBOOM June 4, 2018

catastrophic litigation potential

A dangerous legal situation where the potential for litigation and the effects thereof could cause permanent widespread damages to all parties.

The catastrophic litigation potential is huge on the new case. There's a chance everyone will be fired and go to prison.

We thought there was catastrophic litigation potential but it was just a false alarm.

by Ontological June 24, 2018

Catastrophic coverage

In health insurance, it refers to a health plan with such a high deductible (the amount that you pay out of pocket before the plan pays anything) that it will only be likely to cover you in the case of a serious health catastrophe such as heart surgery, cancer, or an accident requiring multiple procedures and surgery.

Catastrophic coverage is less expensive than other plans, but you get what you pay for.

by Simmaniac November 9, 2018

castrophobia

The fear of having, or the feeling of actually having one's body or limbs confined in either a plaster cast or a surgical boot.

Richard is going crazy with the feeling of having to wear a cast on his leg for the next six weeks. It's hot and itchy. He feels as though he's about to suffocate and needs some Xanax to keep himself calm. Basically, he's experiencing castrophobia.

by Poor Little Rich Boy January 29, 2020

catastrophic clipping

When your cut your nails at a weird angle, you cut the end of the nail. If removed, it causes pain and bleeding for 2~3 days. If left, causes annoyance and will lead to removing of nail

Jonathan cuts nail

Cuts downward to much
J:Motherfucker, I messed up now I got a catastrophic clipping

by Rick’n’ Roll July 4, 2020