Flaccid Casket

To expire while having the absolute worst, lukewarm, insensate , unerotic sex of your entire life.

Edward always said he had a great technique in bed…Turns out he put her in a Flaccid Casket

by CyberGeddon May 14, 2023

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Closed Casket

When a body so fucked up and shi, that casket better be closed and shi, because lil bro so far gone, his body gone

person 1 :"That shi fucked him up bruh. Shit's closed casket n shit."
person 2: "Yeah, he should never have gone to Nigeria with those nasty ahh fuckass."
person 3: "Wanna bust a nut in eachothers ass?"
person 1: "Bitch yo girl just died shit's closed casket n shi!"

by Gameify April 13, 2026

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Close your casket

Southern slang for "shut your mouth"

You better close your casket! (After talking back, etc.) Almost like "I brought you in this world I can take you out", as southern parents like to say.

by AOL17 May 6, 2017

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rocking the casket

When you sleep with someone who is old enough to be your grandparent. Much like rocking the cradle but reversed.

Hey have you seen Dylan? Yea he's upstairs rocking the casket with some granny he met at the bar.

by Funnyguy47 April 21, 2018

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Hawaiian beef casket

A very valuable type of casket that the Hawaiians still use to this day to bury their emperors and Pharaohs. yes the casket is made of real 100% beef.

karen will be buried in a hawaiian beef casket

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

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Another one in the casket

Another one in the casket basically means going to kill you or to GET killed. My mum told me that when I was a little girl. So, the definition of it is I'm going to kill you or going to kill you.

Random guy: Dude, my grandma's about to die in a year.
Another random guy: Oof, another one in the casket.

by lag out loud September 21, 2023

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