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Calculated L

A calculated L results in realizing in the moment or after the fact that you were headed into a losing situation but realized it before it had even happened or you realize it to make yourself feel better about the situation.
You saw your crush walking with her friends and you don’t really feel like talking to her but you really want to talk to her but don’t want to come off as annoying. But then you realize you’ll see her tomorrow so you consider that a Calculated L.
by IEMV May 14, 2025
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Master Calculator

Use your master calculator to solve this
by New onerf February 23, 2022
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Mongolian Calculator

For the people that are cheating but say they are playing legitimately.
A: You're obviously wall hacking yknow.
B: Nah man, just the mongolian calculator messing with our game.
by isthisaproperpseudonym December 15, 2020
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Shredding Calculator

The act of playing a solo on the calculator similar to that of a Guitar.
Did you see that guy last night? He was Shredding Calculator so hard!
by RocketScience2 September 28, 2023
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calculator

where you make your calculation
i use calculator to cheat in my maths exams
by hans is mine July 22, 2021
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Calculator

What asians are not allowed to own or they risk a... well..... other asians understand.
Dad: "Is this yours?"
Reveals my calculator

Me: "N....n....N-n-n-n-n-o, maybe its Pui's."
Next door neighbour: "Why does it sound like Wang is humping the wall?"
His wife: "Must've found his sons calculator."
by Xyanid3 February 26, 2021
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calculator

a tool that is often mistaken for a cell phone because of the number keypad
Person 1: Hey why does this phone have a square root button?
Person 2: That's a calculator! You can only use that to call people in your local area.
by exampleofperson'sname June 13, 2022
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