Caillou

Caillou is bald because Sophie snatched his weave.

Why is caillou bald?
Sophie snatched his weave

by Skinniestteletubbie March 15, 2019

Jolten callout

giving someone a exact opposite location of a person even when the person hears him directly where they hear him.

"guys in Garage" says Phish. Guys is in red the whole time. Someone else in call " that was a jolten callout"

by SoloYT November 18, 2020

Kohl's Callout

Calling out of work for the rest of the week, essentially quitting your job.

Daunte hated his minimum wage job so much he was considering dropping a Kohl's Callout on their ass.

by Squirrel722 November 9, 2022

caillou

someone that isn't great to anyone else but the forever character .

why are you searching caillou's name in the urban dictionary , silly .

by axtrilll June 16, 2016

chillout

The most kickass level in Halo.

HaloBob just raped Strangepurple at Chillout.

by Bobby Morris April 14, 2004

caillou

He's just a kid who's four, each day he grows some more, he likes exploring he's Caillou
So many things to do, each day is something new, he'll share them with you he's Caillou

I'm Caillou, Caillou, Caillou, I'm Caillou.

by kekekekkekke July 25, 2018

Caillou

I’m so gay for Caillou, I want to bang him so hard. I wanna grab that tiny dick of his and suck until he cries. His bald head is an advantage because when eating out a woman he can rub his head on her clit to get her off way better. His dick is 15cm when soft and 18 when hard, he bangs his sister Rosie everyday!

Lindsay:I’m gay for Caillou
Any normal person: what the fuck!!!!!

by DenseCabbage June 3, 2019