The Caelen Effect

A phenomenon where one girl walks into a room and makes all the other girls look not as pretty

Jack: dude, all these girls in here are sooo hot this party is lit
Alex: bro wait. Did you see Caelen? She's right there causing the Caelen effect.
Jack: damn, all these girls look mid now compared to her.

by Jackb604 December 7, 2023

Splooge looge cantena

Home to town whore. Men frequent this home after hours and bars closing. Proprietor takes payment in cash or meth. Services offered are anal, pissing, blowjobs and pot pies.

Fuck dude think ill cash my check, get high, and head to see Amy at the old Splooge Looge Cantena.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 17, 2023