You have the freedom... to do my book....
Conservative “Hey!”
👉😣
Iam “Ow! You
poked my face...”
Conservative “Do my book... or an adjacent book of my
choosing.”
Iam “I...”
Conservative “
Go... Do it... Do the book.”
Iam “But... You’re not doing the book though... I saw you not doing it...”
Conservative “Do I look
perfect to you!? I’m not
perfect so I
don’t have to do the book! Look at my
hat 🤠 you can’t wear it though! I’m a literal Jesus..”
Iam “Wait... How... I...
Don’t want to do the book though... I’m not going to do the book.”
Conservative “Well I’m just going to need control of the government and the words so I can restrict ‘freedom’ into ‘doing the book’ “
Iam “Isn’t that what those other guys are doing?”
Conservative “They should NOT be allowed to do that! You need to help me stop them!”
Iam “They... Should not be allowed... To do the thing you’re trying to do?” 🤨
Conservative “Yes... I need to do it instead of them or you won’t do the book...”
Iam “The book that you
don’t do?” 🤨
Conservative “Correct. I mean I do it sometimes but when I
don’t it’s fine.”
Iam “So is it fine when I
don’t do the book?”
Conservative “No... No, you have to do the book.”
Iam “I
don’t though...”
Conservative “Look it’s better if everyone just does the book.”
Iam “But... No one ever does the book... because to do the book you have to be
perfect...”
Conservative “Yes... Er, wait, no... Yes.”
Hym “I’m going to do the opposite of the the book... Imma do it real
hard... I’m going to do the opposite to punish you for trying to make me do the book Hahahahahahahahaha!”
Iam “I’m going to bed...”