buttcheeks

A close call. Going to the absolute final brink of a terrible situation and coming through unscathed.

Derived from having to take a powerful shit and squeezing the cheeks of your ass together in order to waddle to the toilet, making it just in time and releasing the vice grip on your anus to birth a fecal fist, likely to produce a splashback that is as refreshing to your anus as the new found relief of your large intestine.

Person 1: Holy shit, you almost hit that car!

Person 2: Yeah, I totally buttcheeksed it.

by Compute March 19, 2009

Buttcheeks

The name for a shy girl who tends to blush, so cheeks seems to be as soft as a baby's behind, given by a Crackbaby.

Buttcheeks had to write a definition, because it seemed that the whole world was wondering..why Buttcheeks?

by Yezenia December 24, 2008

Moldy buttcheeks

a green fuzzy substance in the corroded area

Hi I have moldy buttcheeks

by Pen15ofdoubt April 10, 2015

Beach ball buttcheeks

a girl who is thick but still has no ass.

"damn she got the beach ball buttcheeks."

by ferencyfingerer May 16, 2023

Butt cheek slasher

A person who rubs Dylan's butt cheeks until... Well. Until they get tired of it.

Wow. It's you! The Butt Cheek Slasher? Run away!

by StangBang! October 17, 2017

Snotty buttcheese

Something that comes out of the belly button at 5:26 pm on August 19 and it smells like wet farts or Dangmattsmith and tastes like 38 year old butter

You smell like Snotty buttcheese! This tastes like snotty buttcheese.

by Pineapple on pizza is good July 1, 2021

uttcheek

A rare but fatal disaster which mainly occurs in cases of heavy constipation, at which your colin can no longer take the severe holocaust that is beginning inside you. It needs a place to let go but it is almost as if your asshole has been sewn up, therefore not allowing any shit to come out. The only way for it to come out is from your literal asscheeks.

Elijah: Yo buddy, you alright in there?

Sean: No! My asscheeks are being torn apart!
Elijah: Oh no, don tell me it's an-
Sean: - Yes, its an uttcheek eruption up in here

by lsthotties March 20, 2016