Crafty Butcher

A Homosexual, Mostly refering to Male homosexuality;
One who likes to have his meat taken around the back

Where would you like this meat put?
Round the back please, that's where I like it best
Oh I see you're a Crafty Butcher, can you open up then, I can't get in

by Matty/Boy March 9, 2007

Crafty Butcher

The term is coined from an old English expression and is used to describe someone who is homosexual.

It comes from the 1930's when shopkeepers had to pay the tax man at the front door of their shops when receiving stock to sell, whereas the "crafty butcher" would have his MEAT delivered to the BACK DOOR.

"Check that guy, he's a crafty butcher, look at the way he walks."
"What do you mean?"
"Well he obviously takes meat round his back door."

by j4ynut April 25, 2010

Rolling ball of butcher knives

A treacherous, nasty, dangerous person or thing you should steer clear of.

I avoid visits with my wife's family as my evil mother-in-law is a rolling ball of butcher knives.

by Sauceman December 27, 2004

burchenko

To do something that makes you stupid or blonde.

"Dangit, I just pulled a burchenko."

by yourrrrmotherrrr July 27, 2009

burchodi

bur = chut = cunt
hence burchodike means cunt fucker

abe burchodike maa mat chuda

by sunniie May 20, 2008

Burherpes

A style of architecture employed when designing particularly phallic buildings. Its origins are unknown, but are commonly attributed to Charles Francis Burherpes who in 1846 was quoted as saying:

'I love designing buildings that look like cocks'

'Dude, have you seen the New York Tower of Cocks?'

'Yeah, that's one fine example of the style of Burherpes'

by Schwalrus July 19, 2010

butcher's turd

A standard of unimaginable richness, originally used to complement a host's cooking at polite dinner parties. Latterly - and frankly much more amusingly - used to indicate extreme hypocrisy in the actions of public figures.

"Mrs Bennet, I do declare, your devilled kidneys really are as rich as a butcher's turd" - Jane Austen, 'Pride and Prejudice'. "Straight from invading Iraq and Afganistan, Tony Blair has laid a fresh butcher's turd by accepting the role of Middle East Peace Envoy" - Jon Snow, Channel 4 News.

by TheBigg6 August 31, 2010