Bungee Zombie

The fucker from Plants vs Zombies who steals your shit.

God Dammit! Bungee Zombie stole my damn plant! Can't have shit on the roof!

by Aubergine Dave May 7, 2021

social bungee

the systematic practice of taking socially unexpected leaps 'downwards' or 'sideways' upon successful completion of an undertaken social climb. has no apparent reason and no imminent guarantee of a safe landing. practised for the sake of conducting a social experiment, sending a social message, or pure pleasure.
related to, but not to be confused with, social suicide, martyrdom and burnout.

Q: 'Have you heard John quit his job as the Director of Marketing and is now a volunteer with the Red Cross?'
A: 'Again? Does he think making us look at his social bungee jumps is funny or something?'

by sbjumper June 11, 2009

woman bulges

Alternative word for breasts

my woman bulges are extra bulgy today 😘

by Hannah big women buldger April 26, 2021

Banker's Bulge

When a man gets an erection after sitting down for a prolonged period of time and has had no mental or physical arousal whatsoever. Named for how bankers do a lot of sitting.

I'm just waiting for the Banker's Bulge to go down. It's quite embarrassing.

by David Daunt September 8, 2016

D.R.B. (dressing room bulge)

More acutely referred to as "The DRB", this refers to the act of snapping a voluptuous profile pic of one's self while in a local garment retailers dressing room. The centerpiece of the picture is naturally the hyper-engorged manhood member. One must achieve a level of arousal that makes it appear as though he is smuggling Gonzo's nose in his boxer briefs, but not so engorged that it is blatant fluffing. Compression of the 'fat pad' or mons pubis while simultaneously pumping the member will achieve this perfect state of arousal - or DRB.

Man oh man, I was at the mall the other day and walked into a dressing room and caught a guy who was in the middle of prepping for a D.R.B. (dressing room bulge). I couldn't help but to notice how engorged it was... it looked like Gonzo's nose.

by Moe_to_the_ June 5, 2018

bulgeous

adj. of or pertaining to men wearing especially tight garments around the groin area.

"Hey Phro: I was just watching the 4x100m freestyle relay...Aschwin Wildeboer looks especially bulgeous today."

by Molestation Larry September 19, 2009

bulgheinus

An extremely gross, bulbus and disfigured penis.

I was going to perform fellatio until I saw his bulgheinus.

by Walter Mongoose December 13, 2014