Surf N' Turf Buffet

When a girl has her vagina and anus licked at the same time by two different individuals. This act is a prerequisite to the Eiffel Tower.

Although the word 'buffet' is used, this act is most often an appetizer to the more enjoyable Eiffel Tower. Although which act is more enjoyable is debatable.

Scott and Ben enjoyed an all you can eat Surf N' Turf Buffet with the drunk girl from the bar. Scott called dibs on her ass.

After the Surf N' Turf Buffet was over, we constructed an epic Eiffel Tower

by BoneCityPLZ January 8, 2012

Shit buffet

A point in time at which all parts of life and all possible choices/options seem like total shit. As if you were standing in front of a buffet where every dish was a different style of shit.
Fried shit, sauteed shit, shit flambee, shit au gratin, shit con carne, shit with hoisin sauce.

I'm late for work because my car won't start, i can't call because my phone is in the house, i locked myself OUT of the house, and nobody is home. Great, now its raining. What a shit buffet.

by Hoot Hollway December 15, 2008

buffet drinking

When an individual is out drinking and chooses to change his or her drink each time a new round is ordered, thus rarely drinking the same thing twice during a multi-drink night.

Tim was buffet drinking last night at the bar, he went from a Bud Light to a dirty gin martini to a Guinness to a vodka soda and then a scotch on the rocks.

by Global Crush January 9, 2009

Bamboo Buffet

When one is having sex with two women at the same time and you alternate between one girl's vagina and the other girl's anus.

Bend over ladies it's time for the bamboo buffet!

by Crustache January 23, 2009

All you can fuck buffet

When there are more than four different people who are going to have sex with you and you can only choose some.

After the party, it was like an all you can fuck buffet.

by TheSquigga March 29, 2015

never bring food to a buffet

an expression which basically asserts that it is unnecessary (and often self-defeating) to be accompanied by someone of the opposite sex to an event where there are likely to be a significant amount of unattached people who are potentially looking for an opportunity to "hook up".

applies of course to those who are not married or not in a steady, long term relationship.

"so, are you going to Darren and Tracey's wedding? I hear there will be lots of hot singles there!"

"for sure. maybe I should bring along a date, what do you think?"

"no no no, my friend......remember....NEVER bring food to a buffet!"

by polo January 5, 2006

buffer song

the song you play on your mp3 player while choosing another song to play.

Tom: this song is so gay.
Jeff: relax dude, its just a buffer song while i find something cool

by lemon_lime123 July 28, 2010