brenen

A sensitive, passionate, confident boy who respects everyone he loves. He is sweet, charming, and caring in a way that makes your heart melt. He is a great listener, does great in school and is a bit unorganized and talented. He has a sense of humor: he teases people a lot, but only the ones he loves the most. When meeting new people or in an uncomfortable situation when he is vulnerable, he is shy and controlled. Sometimes a romantic, he never fails to cheer you up and is almost always in a good mood, unless you piss him off. But he is very spontaneous about what he likes and never fails to show it. He secretly wants to be cool, but he hangs out with the people who are just like him. He always has faith in what he believes in. Muscular and tall, he is attractive in a way you could think about all day. His eyes are deep and compelling, and he is strong and fit, though secretly self-conscious.

And I love him. And he knows that.

Me: Where's Brenen? I wanna ask him to dance with me.

Brenen: *comes up from behind* Who, me?

Me: *turns around* Oh, hey! You wanna dance?

Brenen: I'm already there.

*We walk to the dance floor and dance all night*

by BurtMaclin November 20, 2017

BreeEatsBabiesForBreakfast

A not-so-well-known scene queen. With only a few pictures out, she has just a small fan base. Never the less, she's gorgeous and seems not the least bit fakes.

I wish I was a scene queen, just like breeeatsbabiesforbreakfast!

by Marya likespotatoes October 12, 2011

breeder

Someone who reproduces at least once, and appears to have no concept of how to raise a child.
Breeders often have skewed reasoning (or no reasoning) behind their decision to give birth, such as:

"Why did I have kids? Well...that's just what you do, isn't it? You can't not have kids..."
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"I didn't want kids, but he/she said that if we didn't have any, he/she would leave me, so I had to really."
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"It sorts out all the problems in your relationship! No, really!"
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"My parents wanted grandchildren."
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"If you have kids, you get a free house and allowance from the tax-payers!"
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"The bible says so."

Breeders are easily spotted by the following:

- their determination to ignore the havoc wreaked by their snotty brat

- the tendancy to change nappies on restaurant tables and other inappropriate places

- their complete and utter outrage when someone asks them to prevent their child from misbehaving

- their cries of "he/she's just a chyyyuld" if you refuse to comply with their ickle precious's every whim

- their often unkept appearance, the stains of baby-food on their t-shirts, greasy skin because they didn't have time to shower between popping out to buy their fags and dropping their brat off at his dad's council flat.

This term is often associated with the childfree, though it is sometimes used by others. It is not used to describe those who do a decent job of raising their kids.

"On the bus the other day, this mother and her kid got on, and the kid tried to take my book. I told him it was mine and he had a massive tantrum. Even worse, his mum actually tried to persuade me to give him my book, because he was 'just a child'! God, what a breeder!"

by Sarchasm June 21, 2006

breeder farm

a straight bar

by verty June 4, 2003

bowel breeze

Noun. A rather rapid expulsion of methane gas built up in the bowels as a flatus via the anus, typically with a loud report; a fart.

"Whoah, Nelly! That was some bowel breeze you cut during gym class, Stan!"

by Tummy AuGratin February 28, 2006

Salty Sea Breeze

When you blow salt into a girls vagina. This causes the vagina to tighten.

I was about to bone this girl last night, but she was kind of loose so i gave her a salty sea breeze.

by BatsyBoy March 30, 2009

Breeders

People who feel that they must reproduce, that their purpose as humans would somehow be negated if they did not contribute to the overpopulation which will eventually kill us all.

Breeders do just that. They mate and churn out kid after kid.

by the birds and trees October 24, 2007