bralscus

The theoretical distance in bral that two completely different things or ideas would have from each other. The actual distance is unmeasurable and therefore unknown, in that even the two most divergent things or ideas can be compared or related in some remote way.

To be negatives or opposites is not enough to achieve bralscus. Green is not bralscus from red, as they are both colors despite being opposites. The same could be said of protons and electrons, Adolf Hitler and backgammon, grated cheese and the commutative property of multiplication, or the greek letter Kappa and Agaricus Bisporus.

by peter bujohowski March 25, 2008

Brahster

A mix of brah and roster. It's simply a list of all your bros.

Trent: Is he cool?
Ryan: He's been on my brahster for years.

by Skourge April 7, 2011

bramsh

bruhmash

ya bramsh did da zjsj!!

by iluvmrpotatozjsj May 19, 2021

braesen

Braesen is a very hot person with a good personality. Gets all the ladies with his big dick. He is also very smart.

Wow who ever has Braesen is lucky he’s hot.

by Michael Smtihh November 23, 2021

braes high

the school who feeds children cardboard for pizza

cardboard for pizza braes high

by terestrialz November 16, 2022

jake branson

a crazy lunatic that doesn't leave girls alone and tends to be a stalker and never leave their side. everyone hates him and wants to punch him in the face. he thinks that he's the shit. he also thinks he can make fun of anyone but if they make fun of him he has to go crazy.

everyone: ugh jake branson is coming to the party
everyone: his mom always has to stay and it's so annoying can't we just throw him out. he can't win fights.

by ihateanna123 March 13, 2019

JBL John Bradshaw Layfield

A guy who only ever won the tag team titles for a short time and was european champ for less than a week before losing it at a house show that was suddenly made out to be a big time player on smackdown! because all the big names are on RAW now. A clothesline is not a finishing move. And the WWE champ shouldn't have such crap intro music... a cow fucking moo's in it...

JBL is the WWE champ? WTF?!?!

by The Oz July 18, 2004