bored@baker

An anonymous website for students of Dartmouth College that tends to be used to gossip, troll, rank frats/sororities, and poll about random questions. In the past many users would post the name of a classmate so that they would be made fun of by everyone else. The current admin, known as "Jae Daemon," has been recently working to reform the atmosphere on the website and reduce the amount of names of students that are posted.

Users can earn badges on the site in a number of ways, such as posting a certain number of times, earning a number of replies/agrees/disagree, or posting links that are clicked a number of times.

Some people choose to associate a profile name and sometimes a picture with their account. If they post frequently enough they come to be known as "personalities." Many personalities post in their own distinctive style or tone based off of the profile name they have chosen.

I woke up this morning and discovered I had 50 notifications on bored@baker! Then I realized they were all replies to the thread that I had replied to.

Dartmouth Student A: "Hey... have you ever gone on Bored@baker?"
Dartmouth Student B: "Yeah, but not anymore. They say such mean things there!"

Dartmouth guy "Ever since I started using bored@baker I have been procrastinating more than ever!"

by DartmouthStudent April 26, 2011

snore bore

When someone or something is totally boring...that they/it
sends you to sleep...

You heard it all before...seen it all before...tell me something I don't know...otherwise mind if I take a nap ?

Doofus: You sexy...you such a fine looking babe...wanna ride it with a cowboy ?

Chick: Um...two words...*snore bore*...zzzzzz

by katica_kat December 29, 2007

Aurora Borealis

Also known as northern lights.

1) In scientific terms, it is cause by ions within the atmosphere getting excited from the energy released by the sun. During the state of excitement, the ions release those energy in order to stabilize themselves. Those energy bear different colors, which depends on the composition of the ions. (i.e. oxygen, nitrogen, carbon, etc.)

2) In common terms, pretty lights in the sky that can only be seen at the northern regions of the globe.

Person A: Hey! Did you see the Aurora Borealis in the sky last night?
Person B: The wuh?
Person A: Northern lights...
Person B: Oh! You mean that was northern lights? I thought I was high.

by smart_guy November 2, 2007

bore-boarded

The practice of inducing a near death experience in others by incessant and mindless chatter.

Poor Gary barely survived being bore-boarded by Leon at the faculty party."

by Gary Olson January 25, 2009

bore punching

The act of getting a swab up one's pee hole when testing for a sexually transmitted disease.

I had to get my bore punched cause the bitch gave me the clap.

by schlacker June 10, 2004

bored to debt

when your so bored with life that you just spend money to make your life seem more exciting.

ben: what did you do this weekend man?

craig: i went and applied for a future shop card and bought a new 3d tv and a ps3. also went and got a dirtbike....

ben: you already have a 60" led flat panel, and you live in the middle of the city, why did you go and get all that shit?

craig: i dunno, nothin to do.......was bored to debt

by HecklnDecalr June 1, 2010

Borecore

Boring music.

Etymology: The streets of Brooklyn.

Antonyms: Hardcore, exciting music.

"Have you heard that band? Are they any good?"
"Nah, they are totally borecore."

"Owl City is so borecore!"

by Jumphrey Bogart March 26, 2010