shit bobbled

a person who can’t seem to figure what the fuck is happening, and is very confused

erik : did you hear about amanda and aaron ?
me : wait what... shit bobbled here aahhh

by vanessa shirazi May 19, 2019

gobble bobble

A bauble used when a woman goes down on a man

Hold on till I put my gobble bobble in save me eating my hair

by Suoertramp July 25, 2016

Stiff bobble head

A person with constant reoccurring thoughts about yaoi and or sex of the homosexual kind.

Person 1: Did you just hit that lamp shade? It’s cursed.
Person 2: I know, but it feels like a stiff bobble head.
Person 1: bro, that’s cursed. Make that the title to one of your fan fictions.
Person 2: Thanks, now I’m thinking of some really innopropriate stuff. Wow, I’m never gonna be able to get this out of my head.
Person 1: I think you’re the real stiff bobble head.

by I’m the real trite here July 23, 2018

corn bobble

An Asian with a small penis

You corn bobble!!!

by KermitPlaz January 4, 2024

Jiggle-bobble

To feel unsteady on your feet, especially when on a boat or intoxicated.

I feel a jiggle-bobble when our tugboat starts hauling a new client.

If you ever want a jiggle-bobble, make sure you do it with a glass of whiskey.

I get a jiggle-bobble when I feel that sharp pain in my hip.

by ashmeads_kernel March 1, 2023

Robbly Bobbly Man

That one manager at Panera Bread.

Oh that manager's cool, like Robbly Bobbly Man.

by Efisher31 July 12, 2023

Betty bobble head

A girl who has a big bobble head and looks just as dumb as she actually is

"Oh that girl, yea she's a Betty bobble head"

by Keirsten. October 11, 2016