Blurpt

The act of completely random ownage.

"I just kicked my dad in the balls on his birthday"

"Damn, that sucka got blurpt!"

by blurptking3 October 12, 2008

blurpie

The act/form of straddling over someone's mouth and letting one loose. For maximized blurpie results, cover the mouth and plug the nose simultaneously.

Jessica Alba is so hot, I would let her give me a blurpie any day of the week. I would even suck the fart out of her ass.

by HHML May 10, 2006

Blurple

its a substitution for any dirty word

"Whose blurple have you been touching?"
"What the blurple are you doing?"
"Are you schnoodling his blurple?"

by Heather Lyane Smith December 27, 2007

blurple

wack noises on burnt cds

i got the advance promo d12's new one, but it's got those fucking blurples

by thedevil April 3, 2004

blurpplin

When your stomach folds and not close enough to a toilet to exercise the pinch and walk theory.

Dude I ate taco bell lastnight and my stomach has gone to blurpplin. I've gotta go!!!!

by Kartwrecker October 31, 2018

blurpis

a burp that contains human seamen

malorie gave out a large blurpis after sucking off nick

by mike charter January 20, 2009

blurple

a combination of the colors midnight blue, maroon, and silver metalic.

In acordence of paint when dry, you look at it in one direction it's blue and in the other it's purple. hence the name Blurple!

by Squeaky3160 January 25, 2009